Talk:Chuck Norris

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Apparantly, Jackie Chan has escaped the entire culture's attention.

wait isn't Chuck Norris Colbert's archenemy? Other than bears of course.

Colbert doesnt have Real Americans as archenemies. Chuck Norris has been seen with a cowboy hat on, therefore he is a real american.

Alright, enough about Chuck Norris. This isnt the Noruniverse. Its the Colbuniverse.--Lewser 16:34, 21 October 2006 (UTC)

I think if there is any Chuck Norris fact/story that should be in this article is a bear one: Chuck Norris was walking down a forest path when a bear confronted him. Chuck Norris simply raised his fist, and the bear proceeded to eat itself as it had deemed it a less painful death. As I am unfortunatly not a true American I cannot put this tale into this full detailed biography. 67.142.235.68 02:40, 14 June 2008 (UTC)