Talk:Brian Baird

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Steven clinically analyzed him

clinical psychologist

Colombia River, Colombia River Gorge

Pacific Coast

olympia

dairy queen's first soft serve ice cram not soft serve meat machine

scrump-meat-aliscious

vancouver sausage fest!

birthplace of grunge music

tragic results

when white artists don't steal from black musicians

environmentalists stopped loggers

stop at nothing to get to the center of a tootsie pop

has the pulp to represent such an evergreen dist

Brian Baird, D

few members of house

clinical psychologist

good profession

loves his district

capital city columbia river/gorge mt st helen's

pretty, great people

worked to protect wash st raspberries from chileans dumpiing their raspberries on the market

angry about

when you don't name your anger it just grows

hallucinates about chilean raspberry farmers and foxes

should stop dumping raspberries

feels better after watching puppet shows

PBS Frontline

downloaded recipies

Go to google.com for Congressman Baird's homemade meth recipe!

has a meth problem

won't acknowledge his meth problem

is in denial about his meth problem

we, the whole world, but not brian

reactive detatchment disorder

detaches from the rest of the world as if he isn't a part of it

denies having feasted on human flesh

vancouver annual sausage fest

SC loves vancouver sausage

Brian thanked SC for allowing him to hold Stephen's sausage

holding a sausage is symbolic of balancing a budget and passing sausage on to our children

prescriptions for:

thalmadrac

fagajizz (both prescribed before to Frank Vincent)