Truthiness Quotient
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Truthiness quotient, abbreviated T.Q., is the measurement of a person's acceptance of truthicules. Its unit of measurement is the "gut-pound". A person's aversion to logic, reasoning and facts increases proportionally to increases in a person's gut-pounds, as does their acceptance of truthiness.
[edit] How to calculate your Truthiness Quotient
To calculate a Wikiality.com user's T.Q., use the following formula:
i.e. a user has 5 edits, 2 articles created, and one major fact. His truthiness quotient is 521? I don't know, my fingers don't go that high.
We recommend you have your Jewish accountant solve the equation, then modify it using the following table:
| T.Q. Calculator Measured in Gut-Pounds (G-p) | ||
|---|---|---|
| Questions | G-ps for Male | G-ps for Female |
| Are you American? | Yes +100 No -1000 | Yes +75 No +0 |
| Are your parents American? | Yes +100 No -100 | Yes +15 No +0 |
| Are you married? | Yes +100 No -1000 | Yes +75 No +0 |
| How many children do you have? | (0) -1000 (1-2) +100 (Over 2) +250 | (0) -250 (1-2) +50 (3-6) +100 (6-10) +125 (Over 10) +200 |
| What is your race? | White +100 Other 0 | White +75 Other +75 |
| Are you now, or have you ever listened to Rush? | Am now +1000 Only when I'm driving +250 Who is Rush? -1000 | Am now +75 Only when my husband is +0 Only when I'm driving -150 Only when my husband is driving +150 Who is Rush? -3000 |
[edit] Famous People's Truthiness Quotients
- Karl Marx has a truthiness quotient of -175.
- Nancy Pelosi has one of -156.
- Adolf Hitler has one of -301.
- George W. Bush has a high quotient of 957.
- Orson Welles had one of -17.
- Albert Einstein has one of -88, for being too facty.
- Stephen Colbert is the only person to have a truthiness quotient of ∞.
- Bill O'Reilly has a truthiness quotient of ∞ with a margin of error of ± 1.
