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The Supreme Court of the is the highest judicial body in America and leads the judicial branch of the American Federal Government.

The Court consists of the Parent Decider and eight Offspring Deciders. The current Parent Decider is John Roberts, who replaced William Rehnquist in 2005. The Deciders are installed by the Decider-In-Chief. The Deciders stay on the bench until their gavel is pried from their cold dead hands. Sometimes they may pussy out and throw in the towel for a career in “Talking About Their Experience On The Bench” (see: Sandra Day O’Connor). The pay is often better and you don’t have to work with eight assholes you can’t stand and are tired of faking like you like them.

The Supreme Court or the Supreme Deciders may also act as “The American People” and decide who will be the Decider-In-Chief (see: 5-4).

When the court is in session no cameras are allowed to broadcast the proceedings. Some boring person with no life obviously, sits during the proceedings and draws the nine deciders who are often seen daydreaming and looking off into space.

Origin & History of the CourtEdit

Duties of the CourtEdit

Members of the CourtEdit

The Supreme Court consists of four American Heroes. Their names are "The Almighty," Justice Scalia, "King of All Humanity," Justice Thomas, "The Hulk," Justice Alito, and "Chief of Morality," Justice Roberts.

Unfortunately, America-haters have allowed five other members to infect this once-great branch of the government. Their names are as follows: "The Baby Killer," Justice Kennedy, "The Jew," Justice Ginsburg, "Dust Becomes Thee," Justice Stevens, "Queerbait," Justice Souter, and "Osama bin," Justice Breyer.

External TubesEdit

• Supreme Wikification Tube
• Supreme Blog
• The F#cking Supreme Court Rules in Favor of The Sh#t Freedom of F@cking Speech
• Who is Roberts, really?