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A phrase commonly seen on yellow ribbons affixed to the back of cars and Fruit of the Loom's "extra support for men" line of underwear.

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One of our brave young men standing up against another pussy. Photo courtesy of the New York Times.

Supporting our troops is for misguided pussies. Our troops do not need our support. If they were tough enough to kick Charlie's ass in Vietnam for sixteen years, or to keep up the struggle against giant cats for the past half century, they'll be able to kick Towelhead ass in Iraq until the end of time without the support of some gay ribbon. What you should support is our administration and the foreign policy that put our troops into a position where they can kick ass without your support.

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