un-American Foods or Beverages

Arugula Baby Carrots Biscuit Borscht Bowtie Pasta Broccoli Candy Apples Cappuccino Churros Combos E85 Gingerbread Men Kix Maggots Moose Tacos Poutine Pretzel Santorum Screw-Cap Wines Soylent Green Stem Cells Sunny D Tofu Vegemite

Ingredients:

• 94% Bear Bil
• 5% Juice
• 1% Sodium Benzoate to protect flavor. That flavor? Bear Bile.

As soon as Dr. Stephen Colbert approves the consumption of products containing bear parts, Sunny D will be cleared from the Un-American Food List. Then again only homosexual people/Gay robots drink Sunny D So it will never be cleared.

Despite this it is still perferred 4 out of 5 times to "Purple Stuff"

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Stephen uses Bear Detection Kit to find products with the highest percentage of bear bile.