Stephen Colbert Ice Cream Flavors

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Attention America!

Filthy Vermont liberals have jumped aboard Our Glorious Stephen's coattails!

We must respond!

It seems a commie ice cream cooperative have named an ice cream after The Honorable Professor Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. (please see: AmeriCone Dream)

We cannot allow this to stand without an acceptable American alternative.

Please post your flavors below.

Contents 1 Stephen Colbert Ice Cream Flavors 2 Rocky O'Reilly 3 I Don't See Color Neapolitan 4 French Toast 5 Lick It 6 Parumpum! Rum Raisin 7 Yumerica 8 French Vanilla Man 9 Red, White and True 10 Truty Fruity 11 Honey Beary 12 Chili Ripple

[edit] Stephen Colbert Ice Cream Flavors

(Please note: "Colberry is already taken")

[edit] Rocky O'Reilly

Rocky
O'Reilly
Ingredients:

• red dye #40
• love, patriotism
• falafel

[edit] I Don't See Color Neapolitan

"I Don't See Color"
Neapolitan
Ingredients:

• chocolate, vanilla, mocha, lemon & other assorted flavors
• just a dash of multiculturalism

[edit] French Toast

• Bits of freedom toast
• Maple Syrup (made in America, not in Canada)
• The container features a picture of the Eiffel Tower getting toasted

[edit] Lick It

Lick It
Ingredients:

• alkaline
• temptation
• positivity
• negativity
• sulfuric acid crystals
• and other natural colors and flavors

[edit] Parumpum! Rum Raisin

Parumpum!
Rum Raisin
Ingredients:

• raisins (grapes, speed dried in a "hyper dry-ve")
• rum (from the planet Rumulus)
• hundreds of girlfriends
• futuristic sex appeal

[edit] Yumerica

Yumerica
Ingredients:

• mad chunks of real bear meat
• pizza flavored
• just a hint of Reagan

[edit] French Vanilla Man

French Vanilla Man
Ingredients:

• French Vanilla Ice Cream
• ribbons of Stephen Colbert's Formula 401 Pour L'Artiste

[edit] Red, White and True

Red, White and True
Ingredients:

• Vanilla Ice Cream
• bits of real cherries
• a blue Sodium Pentothal Swirl

[edit] Truty Fruity

Truty Fruity
Ingredients:

• Chocked full of the Truth
• about Gays

[edit] Honey Beary

Honey Beary
Ingredients:

• Honey
• Gummie Bears

[edit] Chili Ripple

Chili Ripple
Ingredients:

• Chunks of 7 different meats
• Ribbons of hot sauce
• Stephen Colbert family tradition-flavored