Stephen Colbert's I's On Edjukashun
is a featured segment of
the Greatest American Television Show--EVER!!!, The Colbert Report.

April 29, 2009 LessonEdit

• Dr. Colbert is not accredited to teach for the state of New York
  • if he spanks you; it's recreational

• History
  • text books have a liberal bias
    • read from left to right
  • text books force students to read; should be in the title

• pregnancy test of textbook
  • go to index and check the "Ronald Reagan" pages

• Pop Quiz
  • Which statement reveals a liberal bias?
    • they all do

• Civics
  • Obama signed Serve America Act
    • provide more classroom volunteers for schools
  • Ingraham mentioned "education centers"

• Pop Quiz
  • if you have 75000 AmeriCorp volunteers

• Students' Rights
  • officials stripped a 13-year-old student
    • Afterschool Specials are instructive and based on a true story
  • people stuck things in Breyer's underwear (mostly singles)
    • if he really shook it, he'd get a fiver
  • Scalia

• Pop Quiz
  • slang term for marijuana
    • Correct answer: the cops are on the way; you better flush it