Stephen Colbert's Penis
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Stephen Colbert's Penis is so massive, the universe and all existence as we know it, exists inside its head...of doom. Stephen Colbert's penis can part seas, level mountains and clear the cloud filled skies letting Heaven's light shine through upon it. It was photoshopped to a more managable size in a sexy, manly photo of Stephen so as to not offend the Baby Jesus.
A group of colberologists once built a spaceship capable of leaving the known universe that exists inside of Stephen's Massive member and journeyed into the region known only as Nether Space. There they found a few episodes of the Chappelle's Show that had been missed by Comedy Central and the gigantic Colbert ballz, which each of them had more power than 10,000 exploding suns. Harnessing the power of the ballz they were able to boldly go where no colberologist had been before...
Wikiality.com would love to post a picture of the aforementioned piece of glorious American-made man-meat but it's been reported that the very sight of such a spectacle causes all who look upon it to go blind or turn gay. In the interest of humanity's safety, the picture shall not be posted at this time. Sorry for the inconvenience.
It is safe to say that Stephen Colbert's penis is so big it only needs to play one show a night in Vegas. Stephen's penis is so big it has its own penis, and even Stephen's penis' penis is bigger than yours.
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