Stephen's Writers

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Stephen's Writers
happily perform(s) any menial task
where ever and whenever Dr. Colbert says, without question.

Stephen's Writers
Is a former CIA Employee of the Month!
Keep up the good work!

Did you know... Jobs were provided by Stephen's Jew friend to his extended family as a way to keep them off the street.

Stephen's Writers are a group of Jews (only one woman) who type all the words that are in Stephen's head and install them into Stephen's TelePrompTer for Stephen to scream at the heroes.

He is secretly converting them all as we speak.

As a group, they went on strike beginning in November, 2007.

[edit] Fracts

Group photo, February 13, 2008.

• they work on the fourth floor, have opium bongs and play Guitar Hero all day^{Episode #332}
• they killed the President of the Mormon Church^{Episode #344}
• returned from the strike on February 13, 2008 after 100 days
• included a clause in their contract that Stephen cannot make them eat bugs^{Episode #354}
• a lot of them are women^{Episode #456}

[edit] Field Trip To Hollywood

Stephen (far right, rear back row) keeps a tight leash on his writers during a 2008 field trip to Hollywood

Every week, Dr. Colbert will allow his writers some time away from work to eat and sleep (not too much, though, as writers tend to get lazy). When he feels they have done an exceptional job, he will allow that they can take a supervised field trip. In 2008, The Good Doctor accompanied his writers on a field trip to the land of silicon and sodomites, Hollywood!

Some of the places they visited were:

• the $cientology celebrity center to watch John Travolta feed and so Dr. Colbert could pay Gorlock
• Venice Beach to watch the freakshows and then a swim to
• the home of Barbra Streisand