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"Stay the Course"
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Note: This phrase has recently been placed on Stephen Colbert's The Do Not Say Board.
He's not saying it any more, and neither should you.
DO NOT SAY

1. CRUSADES

2. GLOBAL WAR AGAINST VIOLENT EXTREMISM

3. INFINITE JUSTICE

4. KISS ME OR YOU'RE FIRED

5. STRUGGLE AGAINST ISLAMO-FASCISM

6. LAST THROES

7. WAR AGAINST SALAFIST EXTREMIST NETWORK

8. SURE, I'LL HELP YOU MOVE

9. GLOBAL WAR ON TERROR

10. DOES THIS SMELL BAD TO YOU?

11. STAY THE COURSE

12. LONG WAR




Stay the course is a phrase used eight times by the George W. Bush Administration for the war in Iraq. It is the exact opposite of Cut and run, which is what the liberals want to do. Stay The Course can also mean the course to WW3, the greatest war ever. America should stay the course no matter what the course is because the Greatest President Ever says so.


In light of information revealed in late October of 2006, it was later discovered that "stay the course," has never actually been a policy held by President Bush. [1] Stephen made sure to note this in his "Stay the Course," notebook. The Liberal media is to blame for putting forth this lie, just as they are responsible for the myth that Bush said Hussein had WMD, the troops not finding the WMD, the myth that the Iraq war failed, the Iraq war not succeeding, and gingivitis.

Common MisquotationsEdit

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Stephen's "Stay the Course" notebook.

Deadend

Staying the course means never having to change direction. Through streets are for pussies

We will stay the course. 8/30/06 [2] We will stay the course, we will complete the job in Iraq. 8/4/05 [3] We will stay the course until the job is done, Steve. And the temptation is to try to get the President or somebody to put a timetable on the definition of getting the job done. We're just going to stay the course. 12/15/03 [4] And my message today to those in Iraq is: We'll stay the course. 4/13/04 [5] And that's why we're going to stay the course in Iraq. And that's why when we say something in Iraq, we're going to do it. 4/16/04 [6] And so we've got tough action in Iraq. But we will stay the course. 4/5/04 [7]

givitis.

Old EuropeEdit

Staythecoursenotebook

Stephen's "Stay the Course" notebook.

France, Canada, Germany, Russia, Austria, Sweden, and the rest of Old Europe decided to Stay The Course and Not Invade Iraq.


However those countries themselves were invaded, raped, injured, purged and their brains were forcibly modified to make them more Americanized against their will.


The United States has not yet paid a price for this invasion. And the traitors of Europe have not yet been called to task.


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