Starfish

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Fried Starfish
The Chinese would have you believe that starfish are good eatin'. They are not, they eat fish crap, Nixo-Facto they are crap.

starfish: STAAR-fush (n.) First appeared aboard Jacques Cousteau's boat the "Calypso" (circa 1964).

1. A spiny yet spineless pointy starry shaped oceanic bottom dweller that Jews and Mooslims won't eat. definetly NOT Kosher.
2. Uranus (slang)

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Starfish is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.

Animal Terrorists Bees ♦ Birds ♦ Blue Fish ♦ Firefly ♦ Guerrilla ♦ Moonbat ♦ Raccoons ♦ Rats ♦ Squirrel ♦ Unicamel Animals Allied With Godless Killing Machines Bats ♦ Bearcat ♦ Big Foot ♦ Buffalo ♦ Burtles ♦ Crocodile ♦ Fox ♦ Hamster ♦ Pelican ♦ Piranha ♦ Rhinocerous ♦ Skunkape ♦ Squid Gay Animals Blue Dog ♦ Box Turtle ♦ Ferret ♦ Flamingo ♦ Jellyfish ♦ San Francisco Marsh Mouse ♦ Sheep ♦ Snakes ♦ Snail Animals Exposed On The Report Barracuda ♦ Bats ♦ Bobcats ♦ Moose ♦ Owls ♦ Penguin ♦ Rabbit ♦ Robot Cows ♦ The Poopacabra ♦ Uniwhale Animals That Are Assholes American Hippopotamus ♦ Camel Spider ♦ Cryptosporidium ♦ Dingo ♦ Dinosaur ♦ Feral Parrots ♦ Monkey ♦ Pigeons ♦ Tiktaalik ♦ Starfish

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