I love, I love talk'n sports. It gives me a chance to spit and scratch on camera. It's manly.

Sports
is Very Manly™.

Sports are activities involving men and balls in an overtly masculine and ungay way. During such activities, points are awarded, scores are kept and crotches and asses are just more pieces of equipment.

OriginsEdit

American SportsEdit

• Speedskating
• Football
• wrestling

UnAmerican SportsEdit

• futbol

ControversiesEdit

Why Indoor Sports Are Not Really SportsEdit

Why Women Are Not Allowed To Play SportsEdit

Debate: Is sex a sport?Edit

Stadiums, Arenas & Corporate Naming InvestmentsEdit

• Notes

See AlsoEdit

• Stephen Colbert's Sport Report
• Minor League Hockey
• Man Points
• football
• baseball
• basketball
• bicycling
• wrestling
• gambling
• Super Domestic Violence Catalyst Bowl

Do Not Also SeeEdit

• books
• swimming