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Oshawa

2013-05-17T21:35:17Z

Cleaned up a few typos -- but there are still two paragraphs of gibberish that I didn't touch because I couldn't fix anything without a major overhaul. Which I'd rather leave to you Mods. Funny article, BTW.

Iran

2013-05-17T20:08:41Z

Brit Hume

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Chris Wallace

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Sean Hannity

2013-05-17T20:01:21Z

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Windsor, Ontario

2013-05-17T14:27:36Z

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Iran

2013-05-16T09:02:47Z

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Persian

2013-05-16T08:56:47Z

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Zoroastrianism

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World's most distinct mammals and amphibians mapped

2013-05-16T07:53:40Z

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Scientists have developed the first map of the world's most unique and most endangered mammals and amphibians.

The map highlights the fact that only a fraction of the areas identified as critical for the conservation of these species are protected.

Among the species highlighted by the map are the Mexican salamander, the Sunda pangolin and the black and white ruffed Lemur.
The research is published in the journal Plos One.
The Evolutionarily Distinct and Globally Endangered (EDGE) project has been developed by the Zoological Society of London (ZSL) to highlight species that are both distinctive and under severe threat.
The map highlights the regions of the world where the highest concentrations of these species occur and which should be priorities for conservation efforts.

“If you look at mammals, if you look at just evolutionary history, the species that are more different from all others, the deep rooted ones tend to be in South America,“ Prof Jonathan Baillie, Director of Conservation at ZSL told BBC News.

“But if you incorporate threat, then the focus changes to South East Asia and the reason is that land conversion has been so rapid there due to things like palm oil that a lot of these species are highly threatened - they come up to the top when you add threat as a variable.“
Pangolin The Sunda Pangolin is a culinary delicacy in South East Asia while its scales are used in Chinese medicine

As well as highlighting the fact that the priority areas for mammals and amphibians are different, the map also underlines how little of the areas that are identified as priorities for these distinct creatures are protected. Only 5% of the regions that are priorities for mammals are conserved, and just 15% for amphibians.

“We've tried to draw attention to a range of species that are on the verge of extinction, that most people haven't heard of or are doing anything about,“ said Prof Baillie.

“So something like a pangolin a beautiful creature the size of a small dog, it has scales all over its body and lives in trees - it's taken for the Chinese medicinal trade.“

Other obscure creatures making it onto the map include Madagascar's black and white ruffed lemur, which is threatened by loss of its forest habitat due to logging and mining.

Amphibians are suffering a “terrifying“ rate of extinction say the researchers, making them the most threatened vertebrates in the world. The Mexican salamander or axolotl is being threatened by expanding cities, pollution and invasive fish species which eat their young.

While many of the survival issues facing species highlighted on the map are extremely challenging, sometimes small changes can make a big difference.

Prof Baillie highlights the example of a small worm like amphibian from Kenya called the Sagalla caecilian.
Salamander The map should help focus conservations efforts for amphibians like the Mexican salamander

“It was just losing its habitat because the native trees were taken, so we've started a programme of replanting the native trees and 6,000 have been replanted and the areas where they have their strongholds are now being protected.“

“That kind of simple action can ensure that those species can be there hopefully for hundred of years to come.“

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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

2013-05-16T02:13:50Z

Fact corrections.

Mark Sanford

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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

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Lou Dobbs

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 ==Town Motto==
 * Now, A Reason To Visit Canada! (only on [[Stephen Colbert Day]])
-* Prepare to Be Amazed
+* Prepare to Be Amazed (Official city motto)
 * You can only wish you were born a Shwa
-* Pizza Beer and Tim Hortons are here to stay
+* Pizza, Beer and Tim Hortons are here to stay
 ==Stephen Colbert Day==

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 * ''Obscured by Colbert'' (1972)
 * ''[[The Dark Side of the Moon]]'' (1973)
-* ''Wish You Were Here'' (1975)
+* ''Wish You Weren't Here'' (1975)
 * ''Vertebrates'' (1977)
 * ''[[The Wall]]'' (1979)
 *''The Final Cut'' (1983)
-* ''A Momentary Lapse of Reason'' (1987)
+* ''A Momentary Lapse of Roger'' (1987)
 * ''The Great Flux of Tards'' (1994)
 * ''The Dragon at the Door of Good Night'' (1998)

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 * [[SarahPAC]]
 * [[Sarah Shakespalin]]
 ==News Tubes==

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 {{cacity}}
-The name '''Oshawa''' comes from a native word meaning "smell like car factories and KFC" which is odd because there are only3 KFC's in Oshawa. This small city has a population of about 300,000 citizens, half of whom work for GM, 30% collect welfare or deal drugs in the south side, 15% work in some small office building down town, and 5% work at KFC.
+The name '''Oshawa''' comes from a native word meaning "smell like car factories and KFC" which is odd because there are only three KFC's in Oshawa. This small city has a population of about 152,000 citizens, half of whom work for GM, 30% collect welfare or deal drugs in the south side, 15% work in some small office building down town, and 5% work at KFC.
 There are three KFC's in Oshawa, on Simcoe Street South and King Street east plus a small box store in Oshawa Centre . This may change your opinion on Oshawa now.
-The 'Shwa, as Oshawa'ians like to call it, is the home town of GM Canada. Many people in the 'Shwa like to brag about the fact that if R. S. McLaughlin had not sold the McLaughlin Motor Car Co. to General Motors; Oshawa would be Toronto and Toronto would be Oshawa. However, this is just a load of bull.[[File:Oshawa.jpg|thumb]]
+The 'Shwa, as Oshawa'ians like to call it, is the home town of GM Canada. Many people in the 'Shwa like to brag about the fact that if R.S. McLaughlin had not sold the McLaughlin Motor Car Co. to General Motors; Oshawa would be Toronto and Toronto would be Oshawa. However, this is just a load of bull.[[File:Oshawa.jpg|thumb]]
 ==Town Motto==
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 Due to the rising tax costs people have been turning their house in to meth labs so school children that walk by can one day be blown up after the old house owner dies and the next people living in the house don't know about the lab due to the fake walls.
-South of the tracks is full of low income housing. Not too much criminal activity because most of the residents beat their kids if they act up. Favorite past times for children south of the tracks include throwing McDonalds ketchup packets onto cars on the highway from bridges.
+South of the tracks is full of low income housing. Not too much criminal activity because most of the residents beat their kids if they act up. Favorite pastimes for children south of the tracks include throwing McDonald's ketchup packets onto cars on the highway from bridges.
 South of Bloor is Ghetto: Welfare, drugs and hoes. Just drive down to the beach as fast as you can and don’t stop for anyone, chances are that they are diseased. The only good thing about South of Bloor in Oshawa is Lakeview Park... just don't go swimming or you'll end up as the fifth Fantastic Four.
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 Oshawa is home to the [[OHL]] team the [[Oshawa Generals]]. They may not be the greatest... but they are still better than the Peterborough Petes.
-No body likes [http://www.peterboroughsucks.com Peterborough].
+No body likes [http://www.peterboroughsucks.com Peterborough]. The '
-Shwa has a NHL size hockey area but can't get the right manging company to bring in the big events to it.
+Shwa has a NHL-size hockey arena but can't get the right manging company to bring in the big events to it.
 Becuase of the high cost of saving tax's the city has been cutting most out dated hockey area's. Plus rased the pice for chldren to play local sport's feeling the pinch that family can pay for higher price of sports for children. when sport mangers are limint on how much a sponsor can give for the local team sport.
 ==Downtown==
-While there has been a lot of development in North Oshawa, and is the most popular city for home owners, the city still smells bad and Down Town Oshawa is full of creepers, specifically one guy with a purple shirt who lives at the corner of King and Simcoe... he likes to follow girls. There is also a large amount of hobo's that sleep at the stream and pregnant teens with babies hangin at the methodone clinic
+While there has been a lot of development in North Oshawa, and is the most popular city for home owners, the city still smells bad and Down Town Oshawa is full of creepers, specifically one guy with a purple shirt who lives at the corner of King and Simcoe... he likes to follow girls. There is also a large amount of hoboes that sleep at the stream and pregnant teens with babies hangin at the methadone clinic
 There are two comic book stores down town, Worlds Collide and Wyld Star. The guy who owns Wyld Star won't accept resumes but he'll let you clean his shop for free.
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 On second thought, Oshawa is getting a bit better. The "Crack-Time" has finally been shut down, old buildings are being renovated and there are fewer and fewer "for rent" signs in the front of local businesses. A bunch of new cafes have just opened up, and they are good! Cupcakes anyone? Plus now that UOIT as landed in the heart of Oshawa, there are tons of hungry students running around buying stuff, which is helping the economy recover.
-There plan's for a new three train station's for a Go Train. Because of the high cost of land of old smelly abanded grocery store. The Go train company will not have three station until the owner lowers the price.  Before this the city asked the go train to use different cn track to link up to the cp rail out side of the city feeling it better for service.
+There plan's for a new three train station's for a Go Train. Because of the high cost of land of old smelly abanded grocery store. The Go train company will not have three station until the owner lowers the price. Before this the city asked the go train to use different cn track to link up to the cp rail out side of the city feeling it better for service.

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-'''The [[Islam]]ic [[Terrorist]] Theocracy of Iran''' is a primarily [[Muslim|moo-slim]] country run by a president with a name that Stephen can't pronounce, making it officially unpronounceable.
+'''The [[Islam]]ic [[Terrorist]] Theocracy of Iran''' is a primarily [[Muslim|moo-slim]] country run by a president with a name that [[Stephen]] can't pronounce, making it officially unpronounceable.
 == Enemy of America ==
-Iran repeatedly defies the [[Greatest President Ever]] by continuing its [[nucular]] program. The President of Iran intends on killing the [[Jews]] in [[Israel]]. Iran sends weapons and money to [[Al Qaeda]], [[Hamas]], the [[Taliban]], and [[Hezbollah]], making them our enemy in the [[Freemerican Victernity Made in China]]. [[America]] will eventually bring [[democracy]] to the Iranians in return for their [[oil]].
+Iran repeatedly defies the [[Greatest President Ever]] by continuing its [[nucular]] program. The President of Iran intends on killing the [[Jews]] in [[Israel]]. Iran sends weapons and money to [[Al Qaeda]], [[Hamas]], the [[Taliban]], and [[Hezbollah]], making them our enemy in the [[Freemerican Victernity Made in China]]. [[America]] will eventually bring [[democracy]] to the Iranians in return for their [[oil]].
 ==War With Iran==
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 == Gays In Iran ==
-Iranians are all gay as noted by their ethnic name-[[Purse-ians]]. They may not admit it and claim to be an Islamic government who punishes gays, but they are really all gay child molesters who carry purses.
+Iranians are all [[gay]], as noted by their ethnic name-[[Purse-ians]]. They may not admit it and claim to be an Islamic government who punishes gays, but we know the truth &mdash; just look at Ahmadinejad's suit! No straight guy dresses that well!

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 ==Personal Life==
-Being committed 24x7 to fair and balanced<sup>TM</sup> reporting, he rarely indulges in personal relations.  Though they rarely see each other and do not let it interfere with their professional duties, [[Stephen Colbert]] and him happen to be buddies and share a time share in Cabo San Cabo.
+Being committed 24x7 to fair and balanced<sup>TM</sup> reporting, he rarely indulges in personal relations.  Though they rarely see each other and do not let it interfere with their professional duties, he and [[Stephen Colbert]] happen to be buddies and share a time share in Cabo San Cabo.
-When not in Cabo San Cabo, he resides in Washington D.C. with his wife, Kim Schiller Hume. By sheer coincidence, Mrs. Hume is FOX News’ vice president and Washington D.C., bureau chief.
+When he has to, he resides in Washington D.C. with his wife, Kim Schiller Hume. By sheer coincidence, Mrs. Hume is FOX News’ vice president and Washington D.C., bureau chief.
 ==See Also==

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 [[Image:Chrissy.jpg|thumb|right|Former monkey and Clinton exposer]]
-'''Chris Wallace''' is a [[Fox News]] reporter who is of ''no relation whatsoever'' to [[liberal]] reporter [[Mike Wallace]]. Chris became famous when he burst [[Bill Clinton]]'s bubba, and then Bubba went off on him.
+'''Chris Wallace''' is a [[Fox News]] reporter who is of ''no relation whatsoever'' to [[liberal]] reporter [[Mike Wallace]]. Chris became famous when he burst [[Bill Clinton]]'s bubba.
 Chris Wallace may look like a monkey who had plastic surgery but, thanks to a miracle of modern medicine, he is now able to pose as a journalist on television.
 ==Fun Facts==

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 * Sean has the ability to "Hannitize" his viewers, a complicated process that involves slowly shrinking the viewer's cerebral cortex until everything in the world looks black and white. This "Hannitization" can also reverse the brainwashing effect of the ''[[Communist Manifesto]]''.
 * Sean received an honorary degree from [[Jerry Falwell]]'s [[Liberty University]], which means he's educated in the discipline of [[truthiness]].
-*As a result of Sean's incalculably high IQ, behavior that would appear confusing and contradictory to regular people makes perfect sense to him. For example, he claimed in 1999 that he was opposed to the war in [[Kosovo]] because he felt "innocent people are going to die for nothing" and that "We've hurt the people we thought we were going to help", while criticizing [[Barack Obama]] in 2007 for saying that the military was "air-raiding villages and killing civilians" as harmful to the nation and the troops. To a lay person, aka a [[liberal]], this behavior may seem hypocritical or partisan, but that is merely because liberals lack Hannity's in depth nuances of the nature of the [[Universe]].
+*As a result of Sean's incalculably high IQ, behavior that would appear confusing and contradictory to regular people makes perfect sense to him. For example, he claimed in 1999 that he was opposed to the war in [[Kosovo]] because he felt "innocent people are going to die for nothing" and that "We've hurt the people we thought we were going to help", while criticizing [[Barack Obama]] in 2007 for saying that the military was "air-raiding villages and killing civilians" as harmful to the nation and the troops. To a lay person, this behavior may seem hypocritical or partisan, but that is merely because they lack Hannity's in depth nuances of the nature of the [[Universe]].
 *<s>Hannity once ate a whole puppy, while alive, and afterward burned down an orphanage.</s>
 *Hannity is now [[Bill O'Reilly]]'s falafel

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 ==Windsor Today==
-Windsor might as well be an American city.  People speak with American accents and are generally unaware of the rest of Canada.  The American influence here is very strong.  They feel disconnected from the rest of Canada, yet they cheerfully accept all of the provincial and federal hand-outs which give Windsorites more per capita than any other Canadian city.  The auto industry gets bailed out, as does the casino.  Not much is happening in Windsor today, except for the theft of a couple hundred shopping carts by a couple hundred low-life welfare people. And except for countless unemployed people sending out fake resumes to non-existent companies so they can maintain their unemployment benefits. The fastest growing industries are American vomit cleanup and the infamous dog poop clean-up brigade which operates out former NHLer Ulf Samuelson's basement.
+Windsor might as well be an American city.  It is currently known as "The Dah Capital Of The World" for its over population of Dahs.  The slogan is "Maaaaaaan Dah!."  People speak with American accents and are generally unaware of the rest of Canada.  The American influence here is very strong.  They feel disconnected from the rest of Canada, yet they cheerfully accept all of the provincial and federal hand-outs which give Windsorites more per capita than any other Canadian city.  The auto industry gets bailed out, as does the casino.  Not much is happening in Windsor today, except for the theft of a couple hundred shopping carts by a couple hundred low-life welfare people. And except for countless unemployed people sending out fake resumes to non-existent companies so they can maintain their unemployment benefits. The fastest growing industries are American vomit cleanup and the infamous dog poop clean-up brigade which operates out former NHLer Ulf Samuelson's basement.
 Property values are low, but so are the standards.  Property taxes are sky high.  The mayor thinks he has accomplished something by not increasing taxes for the last few years - maybe he doesn't realize how much Windsorites are paying over and above what other municipalities charge.  City council will bicker at one another and make a decision that will enact a mandate that they no longer have to make decisions. This is already the normal operating procedure for City Council, but they may as well put it on paper. As of late they have taken to bickering less, they have replaced their behaviour with absolute silence. Windsor City Council will be hiding under coats until the year 2012 when it is expected their problems will be solved.

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 {{terrorist}}
-'''Persians''' are a lot like [[Arab]]s, but they're more into rugs than their friendly [[Muslim]] neighbors.  They once practiced [[Zoroastrianism]], but were then defeated by [[Gerard Butler]] and decided to worship him instead.
+'''Persians''' are a lot like [[Arab]]s, but they're more into rugs and conquering and owning people than their friendly [[Muslim]] neighbors. They once practiced [[Zoroastrianism]], but were then defeated by [[Gerard Butler]] and decided to worship him instead.
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-<b>Zoroastrianism</b> is the fire worshipping religion the Persians followed until they got their asses kicked by [[Gerard Butler]] and decided to worship him instead. There are still a few hundred thousand of them left around...not for long, though, if Stephen has anything to say about it. Christianity is absolutely nothing like it, of course. I mean, they worship fire for christ sakes! If it isn't blatantly obvious who they were influenced by, I don't know what is!
+<b>Zoroastrianism</b> is the fire worshipping religion the Persians and the slaves of the Persians in the Persian empia followed until they got their asses kicked by [[Gerard Butler]] and decided to worship him instead. There are still a few hundred thousand of them left around...not for long, though, if Stephen has anything to say about it. Christianity is absolutely nothing like it, of course. I mean, they worship fire (Fire is only symbol, no worship) for christ sakes! If it isn't blatantly obvious who they were influenced by, I don't know what is!
 == '''Sworn Enemies''' ==
 [[Muslims]]
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 [[Image:ZoroastrianRitual.jpg|thumb|right|Zoroastrian Priests and Altar boys.]]
 ===How Their Beliefs Threaten America===
 It is claimed that they influenced Christianity, but we know in our gut that it was the [[Bearisees]](Persian Jewish Bears) who were influenced by this blasphemy! The [[Bearisees]] are the baby Jesus' arch enemy!
 In an attempt to infiltrate America's youth they have converted the like of [[Lewis Black]] and Patton Oswald to the dark side, and have renamed their religion as ''Comedy Roastrianism''. Thankfully, Stephen is there fighting the good fight on [[Comedy Central]]. God bless you Stephen Colbert! They cover their corpses in honey for bears to eat them as a funeral.

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 Mr. Sanford expressed and interest in starting his own Emo band, after he was told that his emails showed some potential [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/27/mark-sanford-karaoke-vide_n_221846.html (really, it does have potential!)]. Many agree that he is just too emo for politics...
-<br><br>
+<br /><br />
 {{Emoboy}}
 {{horny}}
 ==Mark Sanford's Other Women==
 [[Image: Marksanfordsecretpolygamist.jpg|500px|thumb|center|<center>Lies! His fault is that he just loves too much!</center>]]

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 * Bedazzler
 * Picasso
-Art is like pornography, you can only know it, after you buy it
+*Art is like pornography, you can only know it, after you buy it
-hard to know if it's offensive.
+*hard to know if it's offensive.
-one must always cover the nibblets and hooteyah
+*even cats know some of it is crap.[http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/cat+is+unimpressed+by+chalk+drawing.+i+know+right_da8dda_3164714.jpg]
-God is the greatist artist.
+*one must always cover the nibblets and hooteyah
-outsourcing
+*God is the greatist artist.
-[[Nazi Cookie]]
+*outsourcing
-coalition of the fillings
+*[[Nazi Cookie]]
-do twinkies qualify?
+*coalition of the fillings
 ==External Tubes==

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		+	[[Image:LouDobbs.jpg\|thumb\|right\|px=250\|Lou Dobbs spares no ones feelings. Here he can be seen [[nail]]ing himself in a profound and moving interview.]]
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		+	{{Qrwb\|If we reported it, it's a fact.\|Lou Dobbs\|May 6, 2007\|[[60 Minutes]]}}
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		+	'''Lou''' "Human Border Fence" '''Dobbs''' was the anchor of [[CNN]]'s nightly [[television]] program, Lou Dobbs Tonight, until he died on November 29, 2006, as first reported on [[The Colbert Report]]. Somewhere in [[Heaven]], he's smiling down on fired immigrants
		+
		+	Though Dobbs was aired on the [[liberal]] CNN, his views were not the same as the station's. Dobbs was strongly opposed to [[foreigner]]s, amnesty for aliens (both legal and illegal), and guest worker programs (except for his housekeepers). Lou also criticized free trade, job outsourcing and lobbying (What was he a Communist?) He supported stringent (and manic if necessary) enforcement at U.S. borders (Canadian and Mexican alike), whether by federal or state action, or by private groups like the Minuteman Project. Lou is currently married to [[Avril Lavigne]] who earlier this decade jumped the US-[[Canadian]] border into the US.
		+
		+	==Colbert Report Appearance==
		+	Mr. Dobbs was a guest on the October 24, 2005 edition of [[The Colbert Report]]. Stephen [[nailed]] him not once, but twice, with Dobbs reporting that the nailings hurt him intellectually, but in a good way.
		+
		+	==Interviewed Esteban Colberto==
		+	{{tcrsep\|339}}
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		+	January 17, 2008
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		+	Sr. Dobbs era una huésped de octubre el 24 de 2005 edición de [[The Colbert Report\|el informe de Colbert]]. Stephen [[nailed\|clavado]] él no una vez, sino dos veces, con Dobbs divulgando que los nailings lo lastimaron intelectual, pero de una buena manera.
		+
		+	==American Roots==
		+	Dobbs was born in [[Texas]], raised in [[Idaho]] and lived in Sussex County, making him, quite literally, All-American. In his spare time Lou regularly rounded up aliens and took them across the nearest border. If you see any [[foreigner]], first call The Lou Dobbs Memorial Anti-Alien Society, then call your local police, America will thank you for it.
		+
		+	==Carried away==
		+	Unfortunately, Dobbs was often carried away by his passionate beliefs toward dangerous territory:
		+	* Refused to admit that George W Bush is the [[Greatest President Ever]].
		+	* Said that [[Republicans]] are ''part of the problem'' at the Capitol, and refused to admit that "Broken Government" is entirely the fault of Billary Clinton and the [[Democrats]].
		+	* Refused to admit that [[Wal-Mart]] and [[Halliburton]] are the ''Greatest Corporations Ever''.
		+	* Often sounded like a [[Cut-and-run]]ner who refused to admit that we must <strike>[[Stay the Course]]</strike> Adapt to Win in Iraq.
		+	* Often scoffed at [[RNC]] talking points, dismissing them as "talking points."
		+	* Discovered that [[illegal immigrants]] are bringing [[leprosy]] to [[America]]
		+
		+	==Look Who's Honoring Lou Now==
		+	* Has a [[Peabody Award]]
		+
		+	==Illegal Alien Crusade==
		+	The color of the Illegal Alien threat is revealed through the color of Lou's tie
		+
		+	To view the "tie-o-meter" please see how [[Lou Dobbs Is Protecting America's Border]]!
		+
		+	Beware undocumented lepers!
		+
		+	==Dobbs' Mexican housekeeper==
		+
		+	Dobbs claims to be married to one [http://www.aztlan.net/dobbs_married_to_mexican.htm Debi Lee Segura], whom some people say is a [http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/news/2003/01/23/2003-01-23__dobbs__wife_arrested_toting.html gun-totin'] undocumented Mexican immigrant who cleans Dobbs' house. ''Why won't Lou produce Segura's birth certificate?''
		+
		+	===Lou Dobb's Mexican Harem===
		+	Wikiality.com would like apologize to Lou Dobbs and make a retraction. We suggested that Lou Dobbs was married to one Mexican Maid, the truth is she is [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/07/lou-dobbs-hired-illegal-immigrants_n_753799.html part of a big harem] of Mexican Maids (and one Mexican gardener). Again, we apologize for our error and we regret our mistake.
		+
		+	==See Also==
		+
		+	*[[Bill O'Reilly (commentator)]]
		+	*[[Rush Limbaugh]]
		+	*[[John Gibson]]
		+	*[[Sean Hannity]]
		+	*[[Geraldo Rivera]]
		+	*[[Chris Wallace]]
		+	*[[Andrea Mackris]]
		+	*[[Shorts Weather]]
		+	*[[Falafel]]
		+
		+	==External Tubes==
		+	* [http://open.salon.com/blog/mortimer_hayden_smyth/2009/07/22/shocking_report_lou_dobbs_birth_certificate_a_fake Lou's Birth Certificate]
		+	*[http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-08-05/what-happened-to-the-real-lou/ The Life of Lou Dobbs: From Financial Guru to <s>Birther</s> Truther]
		+	*[http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_political/4596265.html Lou Dobbs to retire]
		+	*[http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_political/4631264.html Lou Dobbs to spend more time with family in the Caribbeans]
		+	*[http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_political/4747607.html <s>Lou Dobbs seeks the Latino Vote</s> un-american traitor betrays cause]