Spanish

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Spanish is a mysterious language spoken by nannies, gardeners and Esteban Colberto. It is a popular training language, frequently (albeit temporarily) used while learning American.

Spanish is a Romance language and as all Romance languages, it leads to to pre-marital sex.

Spanish has several dialects often confused for the language itself. The most popular dialect is Mexican. For example "Them bricklayers was speakin' Mexican and talkin' bout me."

Contents 1 Common Mistakes 2 Common Terms 3 See Also 4 Footnotes 5 External Tubes

[edit] Common Mistakes

• People think you just add an "o" to the end of any American word makes it Spanish. Actually sometimes you must add an "a". Soap is sopa, not sopo.^[1]
• Sacapuntas is not an insult, it's a pencil sharpener, but go ahead and yell it all you want.
• The correct word for exactly is exactamundo, not exactamendo.

[edit] Common Terms

• Mexicans should know these words for when they're arrested

[edit] See Also

• Learn Spanish with Esteban and Juan

[edit] Footnotes

1. ↑ Interestingly enough, the Spanish word for soup (Menudo) is the same as their word for boy band!

[edit] External Tubes

• Spanish is the Language of Ghetto and drug dealers

Yo tengo un sachico grande en mis pantelones.