"Soviet Russia"
may or may not be in Asia or good at math

Keep smiling and don't make any sudden movements.
By watching you, we're protecting you.

Soviet Russia is not very mysterious it just sucks to the point that they teach college classes about it. The following information about Soviet Russia is available and standable to the common American:

• In Soviet Russia, TV watch you!!!
• What is Happy Meal called in Soviet Russia? Unhappy Meal!!!
• What you call happiness in Soviet Russia? Vodka!!!
• In Soviet Russia, car drive you!!!
• In California, you can always find a party; in Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you!!!
• In Soviet Union, Full House means KGB in your basement!!!

"In Soviet Russia,
Wall tears down Mr. Gorbachev!!!"

~ Ronald Reagan's Ghost

This may be code.

Soviet Russia has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL