|South Korea |
|Official Flower:||Hibiscus syriacus|
|Official Bird:||We have a bird???|
|Motto:||Benefit all humankind|
|Common Name:||The one with the food|
|Leader:||Lee Myung-bak, The Glorious President Ever!!!|
|Official Anthem:||Aegukga "The Patriotic Song." (Really, that’s the name!)|
|Population:||More than North Korea|
|Currency:||The Won. (Really, that’s what we call it)|
|Principal imports:|| |
|Principal exports:||Hot Asian Chicks, bulgogi, kimchi|
|Principal industries:||Starcraft Gamers, Hyundai, Samsung, Nexon|
|Fun Fact # 1:||North Korea is a poopoo head!!|
|Fun Fact # 2:|| We |
|Fun Fact # 3:||We Love The USA!!!|
|Fun Fact # 4:||Korea is shaped like a bunny.|
South Korea is a country in Asia that is basically
Asia's Mexico that's the North you idiot! Asia's Canada. It is constantly locked in a dispute with its eviller, most Communist twin North Korea who is a turd head. The foreign minister of this nation, Ban Ki-moon, is set to succeed Kofi Annan (a.k.a. Captain Worthless) as Secretary-General of the United Nations at the beginning of the year 2007. Hopefully Jesus will come before Secretary-General Ban proves himself to be as pathetic and inept as his Saddam-loving predecessor, and the Rapture will spare the world further inaction under the United Nations the same way it spared Rick Santorum the boredom of being amazing during the counting of ballots from the 2006 midterm elections in the only country that matters: the United States.
Well, this article is about a different country, and one that doesn't really matter, so the focus of this piece is thus turned back to South Korea and its affairs.
...Okay, we're done.
The Korean WarEdit
Sometime in the 1950's the people of Korea wanted to bask in the sweet sweet juices of freedom and capitalism, but some poo poo head wanted instead to worship the bears and practice the commie-hippie way of life. So the treacherous North Koreans invaded the South Koreans because they were jealous that sexy and cool America loved South Korea the most while the North Koreans only had crappy and ugly looking Soviet Russia. The treacherous North Koreans used bears on the war and the South Koreans told them that was cheating, but the poo poo heads said it wasn't cheating. So the Greatest Country in the Planet came to our rescue and beat the crap out of those bullies. Now we bask our lives with
Mad Cow beef American Super beef, Rock and Roll, Starcraft, and American movies!
Politics of South KoreaEdit
South Korea had over 3,674 presidents since last year because
of corruption and bribery scandals they wanted to spend more time with their families. The Glorious President Ever of South Korea is Lee Myung-bak, who is The Greatest American President Ever BFF.
Is not true that South Koreans have an irrational fear of American beef, nor that the South Korean public is calling for its sale to be banned from their supermarkets. It is just a clear misunderstanding and there is no truth about Koreans eating dogs everyday, that is a North Korean lie!
We just eat it once a year.
Religion of South KoreaEdit
South Korea has a large Christian population of about 30%, so we are working very hard to push away those damn balded-orange-wearing-toga-godless-karma-loving Buddhists and bring the word of The Baby Jesus to the rest of the South Korean
America's Asian FriendEdit
South Korea is America's Asian Nation Friend!! Contrary to liberal rumors, Japan is not a BFF of America!
Remember that time when Japan came one night and messed up Hawaii during a drunken night? What about the time Japan sold you those fuel efficient vehicles that destroyed the American Automobile Industry? Baby, I know we had some rough times. Like the time my people set the American flag on fire, it was just a misunderstanding... I promise you we will buy more
Mad Cow disease beef American Super Beef, I am sorry baby that we hurt you... please call me...
- Love, from your South Korean friend
|The first step to cement our friendship with America is to learn English words like "Bitch", "Fuck", and "Asshole"|
Starbucks/Mcdonald in South KoreaEdit
There are many Starbucks coffee shops and Mcdonald's in South Korea. Very nice !
The Gozer War of 1984Edit
The Starcraft War of 1999Edit
South Korea's Technology and MilitaryEdit
Life in South KoreaEdit
|I will admit it… South Korean girls can be weird…|
South Korea TriviaEdit
- Seoul (the seat of South Korean government) is constantly locked into a perpetual program of appeasement because North Korea will nuke it otherwise. Oh noes!
- Koreans eat dogs and play StarCraft all day.
- South Koreans are pussies who are afraid of making North Korea mad.
- South Koreans love to protest but haven't learned the right way to do it ,
at least hippie bear-loving liberals do a better job at it.
- A new robot is being developed in Seoul that will be capable of melting steel buildings with its laser vision. It is codenamed "Mechagodzilla" and is due to rrrrrrruuumble in the streets of Tokyo, Japan facing off against its counterpart Godzilla as early as winter 2008.
- Robots are already taking over our Glorious Country!!!!
How To Tell South Korea From North KoreaEdit
|All South Koreans are not just good at math; they also know how to shred!!|
- They're the ones with food.
- You know that kid that you know that is adopted from Asia? He is South Korean.
South Korean BeerEdit
You probably don’t know this, but if there is one thing that South Korea has not been able to master from our Western
Masters Friends is beer… South Korean beer tastes like piss and sweat, you would rather drink raw sewage than drink a South Korean beer! Meanwhile the North Korean beer tastes better, smoother, tastier, and richer... in other words a poor commie North Korea bested capitalist technologically democratic superior South Korea in matters of beer!! THE SHAME!!!
South Korean GovernmentEdit
If you are a South Korean thinking of going into politics, remember to bring your own weapon, those Parliamentary procedures could kill you!
|A typical day in South Korea's politics|