The South Carolina Democrat Party is a shadowy organization, whose rituals are shrouded in mystery, not unlike the Masons or the March of DimesEpisode #331. With their 13-3 rejection of The Greatest Presidential Candidate Ever !, the South Carolina Democrat Party has paved their own special road to hell.
Americans are demanding a recount of the votes cast by the Executive Council of the South Carolina Democrat Party. Allegedly they rejected the candidacy of one Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. by a count of 13-3, however, Wikiality.com has learned that some of the ballots were cast by dead people and some of the people who voted may not have been eligible to vote in South Carolina. An investigation is being conducted to determine why the executive council of the South Carolina Democrat Party hates America.
Ballot Announcement on The Colbert ReportEdit
Carol Fowler called Stephen Colbert on November 1st, 2007 to convey the South Carolina Democratic Party board decision:Original Footage. After stating that "some of our people are still drunk," she said, "I'm sorry. I'm afraid you didn't make the cut. You won't be on our ballot" When The Greatest American Alive asked why, she replied "I think they thought maybe you are not quite ready to be president." She then invited him to campaign again for the next election, implying he hadn't done enough. Colbert then stated the truth about them, after wishing them well, by asking Fowler to tell the council that he will "see them in hell." (presumably Colbert has already gotten permission from God to descend into the fiery depths to torment Democratic party member's eternal homes). Stephen then reveled how his various documents pertaining to Iraq exit strategy, economic plans, and a "kick-ass" impeachment speech would as a result all be left unrevealed and destroyed.