Sonia Sotomayor

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Sonia Sotomayor is an activist judge from the block.

Contents 1 Her Ethnic Heritage 2 Her East Coast Elitism 3 Her Judicial Activism 4 Her Ascendancy To America's Supremest Court 5 Her ties to Terrorist Organizations 6 Her Links To Power Lesbians 7 Footnotes 8 External Links

[edit] Her Ethnic Heritage

She is of "nuyorican" ethnicity and permits her cuisine to influence her decisions. Her family is Japanese in ancestry, descending from the Sotomayor family. Many think that she may be part of a Japanese plot to usurp our justice system^[1].

[edit] Her East Coast Elitism

• she is a member of the "Shark" street gang^{Episode #563}
• is a member of The Belizean Grove^{Episode #573}

[edit] Her Judicial Activism

• she doesn't like white firefighters^{Episode #563}

• she requires all defendants to do a smooth and sexy latin dance before their deposition-- even those with two left feet.

[edit] Her Ascendancy To America's Supremest Court

Sotomayor is a secret racist!!!!

In May, 2009, President Hussein Obama nominated her to replace retiring white Connecticut male, David Souter.

[edit] Her ties to Terrorist Organizations

Activist Judge Illegal Latina Racist and now Terrorist? Shocking…

[edit] Her Links To Power Lesbians

• It has been rumored that she has had several trysts with well known power lesbians:

1. Seen eating raw clam with Gloria Allred and Andrea Dworkin at Fisherman's Wharf in Gay Bay, CA.
2. Attended The Dinah Shore Golf Classic in Palm Springs with Billy Jean King.
3. Reported seen entering the Griffith Park residence of Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi for their annual "Sunbathing Naked On The Isle Of Lesbos Clambake And Bacchanalia."
4. Lifetime member of NOW.
5. Reported to be only able to achieve climax while listening to NPR.

[edit] Footnotes

1. ↑ various sources

[edit] External Links

• Sotomayor is a secret Asian!
• Sotomayor and her ties to Radical Islam
• Sotomayor the racist
• Sotomayor and the KKK
• Sotomayor drinks "Racialist" light on racism with less calories
• "A Handy How-To Guide for Republican Judiciary Members: Special mastication and ambulation edition" "A Democrat Guide on How-To Nominate a Racist Latina"
• Real American hero battles racist latina
• Wikiality.com discovers a "wise latina" terrorist sleeping cell
• Sotomayor undermining the law