Somewhere
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You have found it, this is the actual Internets Tube where people find certain types of "facts".
People say they found a tidbit of information "somewhere" on The Internets, well, this is the place they were talking about.
Please check the Table of Contents for the things people have found here, "Somewhere" on The Internets.
[edit] High Polling numbers for George W. Bush
A survey taken today by a group, showed George W. Bush's approval numbers hovering around 108%
[edit] Walter Reed Rats And Mold
Hillary Clinton and John Edwards planted rats and mold at Walter Reed.
[edit] George Soros' Support for All Liberal Causes
George Soros tithes 10% of his billions to his Satanic Church of the Liberal. These riches are divided amongst all liberal causes, no matter how evil or un-American.
[edit] The Baby Jesus' Birth Weight
The Baby Jesus weighed 8 pounds 6 ounces at birth.
[edit] The Population of Elephants
The population of elephants has multiplied by 1 in the last 1 months.
[edit] Hollywood Jews
Jews who live in (and control) Hollywood make movies that turn people gay.
[edit] Upcoming Tom Cruise movie
It sucks, it really, really sucks. No matter when you read this, that statement will be true.
[edit] George Washington and Slaves
He did not have any. Ever.
[edit] Churches in Blue States
There are none. Churches cannot exist in Blue states. The minute a church is built in a Blue states it goes gay. (See Jesus Camp)
[edit] The Value of "Pi"
The value of Pi = 3.1415T3PH3NC0L83RT
[edit] The Age of The Universe
The age of the universe, the planets and everything can be no older than 6,000 years. According to some "Scientists," the age is about 13.7 billion years old.
[edit] The Most Common Terrorist Plot
"A-terrorist-time-bomb-hidden-in-a-secret-place-with-the-guilty-terrorist-in-custody-and-the-only-way-to-find-out-where-
the-bomb-is,-is-to-toture-the-information-out-of-him" is the most common of terrorist plots. And the best way to expose the anti-Americanness of liberals.
When confronted with the plot described above, only a liberal would even mention "rights" or "law".
Why do liberals hate our troops, and the baby Jesus?
[edit] Things Liberals Hate
[edit] Cigarettes
Experts recommend Narlboro Brand Cigarettes. Also, in the future, it will be revealed that cigarettes have healing properties.
[edit] Famous People who were Latchkey kids
[edit] Jimmy Swaggart's Official Website
Jimmy Swaggart's Official Website is jism.org.
[edit] Monkey Husbandry
Monkeys must mate 42.5 times on average before they can successfully create offspring.
[edit] Origin of Joe Lieberman's Low Ratings
Joe Lieberman received his low ratings through saliva he came into contact with via shofar.
[edit] People Ric Ocasek of The Cars has nailed
- Helen of Troy
- Rita Hayworth
- Nancy Grace (when it meant something)
- Belinda Carlisle
- Princess Stephanie of Monaco
- Both Bush twins
[edit] Truthiness About The Discovery of America
Christopher Columbus actually had 4 ships:
- The Nina
- The Pinta
- The Santa Maria
- The Wet Dream 2
[edit] The Size of The Sky in Montana
The sky is between 23 and 42 percent larger in Montana than in any other state.
[edit] The Danger of Bear Claws for Breakfast
Scientific studies have shown that anyone who has ever eaten a "Bear Claw" pastry for breakfast is about 54.2% more likely to be mauled by a real bear. This probably has an attribute that people actualy try to eat bear paws from live bears.
[edit] Eva and Beyoncé
Eva Longoria is having a lesbionic affair with Beyoncé.
[edit] Archimedes
Archimedes' theory about when an object will float is completely bogus, and Archimedes is a sham. Also, it has to do with science, so automatically it's going to hell
[edit] Keisha Castle-Hughes' Second Coming Baby
Keisha Castle-Hughes is pregnant (via Immaculate Conception) and carrying the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. The Second Baby Jesus is due December 25, 2006.
[edit] The Real Price of Judas' Betrayal of Jesus
- Thirty Pieces of Government Cheese
[edit] The Miraculous Regrowing Hymen
According to the Abstinence-Only Sex Institute for Bible Science Education, even slutty girls can have a second chance to reclaim their Virginality. As long as you don't have "sex" or do masturbation, God will provide you with a shiny new hymen in as little as one to two years.
[edit] Nancy Grace and Puppies
Nancy Grace rapes puppies in her spare time.
[edit] Internets-Americans
Upwards of 72% of Internets-Americans enjoy using statistics to bolster specious claims. Gotta love the lipstick lickers
[edit] The Beneficial Effects of Carrots
Carrots contain a chemical known as sepulcrotoxis, which not only improves one's eyesight, but also makes one's eyes itch until one is forced to scratch one's eyes out with the nearest carrot. Unfortunately, scratching out one's eyes with a carrot often causes severe to complete blindness. Fortunately, one has a carrot, and sepulcrotoxis improves one's eyesight.
[edit] Indians
Indians love their alcoholic beverages. Still to this day.
- I am an American Indian and I love whiskey for no reason other than I love it. I would rather not wake up in unknown places with my wallet missing and covered in an unknown wet substance. This is my nemesis. Damn you whiskey.....Damn you.
[edit] Edgar Allen Poe Park Fun Fact
- Edgar Allen Poe blew his brains out.
[edit] Women On FreeRepublic
"Women" who frequent the tube FreeRepublic.com are known to have "daddy issues" and are often mistaken for whores
