Somalia

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Somalia
is something African and thus may or may not be real,
not to pretend that you really care either way. Come on - it's Africa.
Hey, where the hell is
Somalia???
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!
Come to Somalia! A libertarian paradise maintained by "rational self interest and libertarian magic dust."

Somalia (aka The Pirate Kingdom of Somalia) is a country somewhere in the make-believe continent of Africa or possibly Disneyland. Wasn't our troops involved in a conflict or a war there once? NO, NOTHING HAPPENED THERE...

Somalia was also the setting for the awesome movie Black Hawk Down, a fictional account of how much ass the Army kicks in urban combat settings. .

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[edit] Government

Somalia is ruled under the libertariam authority of the Pirate Lords. Their current leader is Captain Nabadiid Dagaaldoon who's American name is Captain Barbossa.

[edit] Motto

Arrg, avast ye scurvy dogs!

[edit] Currency

Gold Dubloons

[edit] See Also

[edit] External Tubes



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