Somalia
is something African and thus may or may not be real,
not to pretend that you really care either way. Come on - it's Africa.

Hey, where the hell is
Somalia???
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!

Somalia (aka The Pirate Kingdom of Somalia) is a country somewhere in the make-believe continent of Africa or possibly Disneyland. Wasn't our troops involved in a conflict or a war there once? NO, NOTHING HAPPENED THERE...

Somalia was also the setting for the awesome movie Black Hawk Down, a fictional account of how much ass the Army kicks in urban combat settings. .

GovernmentEdit

Somalia is ruled under the libertariam authority of the Pirate Lords. Their current leader is Captain Nabadiid Dagaaldoon who's American name is Captain Barbossa.

MottoEdit

Arrg, avast ye scurvy dogs!

CurrencyEdit

Gold Dubloons

See AlsoEdit

• Pirates

External TubesEdit

• Somalia is a Libertarian Capitalist Paradise: How to get the lowest international call rates on the continent!!
• www.somalicruises.com Finally i get to hunt pirates now! [1]
• Welcome to Somalia!
• Obama to visit Somalia
• French Navy surrenders to Somalia
• Pirates to stop Feminazis from invading Somalia
• How America helped to turn Somalia into a libertarian paradise
• How America is saving Somalia
• Somalia's failure: Too much government
• Somalia is still a #1 destination for government haters