Socialized Medicine

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Socialized Medicine or "Medicare" (sometimes cleverly disguised as "universal health care") is a way to force regular Americans to coddle Poor People who didn't work hard enough to stay alive.


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How Socialized Medicine Is Supposed To Work

Socialize Medicine will destroy America!!

In communist countries, the wealthy are forced to pay taxes for health care to pay for people who are too lazy and stupid to buy their own healthcare. "Universal Healthcare" is in reality a mass conspiracy started by Hitler, Satan and Hillary Clinton to oppress Americans. If everyone is forced to get health care, sooner or later the country will be overrun by lazy, poor people who in a more Darwinian society would die young and as a result be unable to vote. These people will thus survive childhood and grow up to vote for Democrats, have more kids, vote for more Democrats, have more kids and the process repeats for infinity. Soon, society is solely made up of pot-smoking, Democrat-voting Commies.

How Socialized Medicine Actually Works

Obamacare: Using hippie traditional jungle medicine

Like the cult it is based on, socialized medicine has some basic "pillars" on which it foists it's lies on innocent Americans: regulation, mandates, subsidies and competition.

In this section, we will discuss the Islamic Pillars of Socialized Medicine.

Regulation

Mandates

Socialized medicine works by rationing health care. Rich people in Socialist countries like San Francisco routinely travel to America for the privilege of paying for health care and actually receiving care before they are too dead to enjoy it. Socialized nations cannot even keep enough isotopes in stock to diagnose diseases like cancer. You don't see America running out of bombs, now, do you?

In socialized countries people die on the streets, their last words being "I wish I were an American, where at least I know I'd be free".

In France, for example, over half a million people died last year, many from Age Poisoning. This is proof that universal health care is a sham which kills everything it touches.

Subsidies

Liberals claim that Americans spend more on health care than socialized countries spend - but American health care expenditures include health care spending by wealthy foreigners who come to America for democratized medicine.

Socialize Medicine is destroying America’s economy!!!

Socialized medicine proponents claim that Americans have less good health than socialists enjoy. Partly, that is because socialists ration medical care, causing many people to die from diseases that would be treated in America. It's a well-known fact: dead people rarely get sick. Also, Americans expect their insurance companies to cover - and their doctors to provide - miracle hail-Mary treatments with low odds of success. Live, sick people get sick a lot.

Competition

Partly, America's high cost/low-success health care occurs because being an American is stressful. Consider:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Socialized medicine works because they use it on people who are not Americans.

Obama talks about Obamacare

The Lies about Socialized Medicine! Even his Socialized Medicine Speech has a long waiting time!

Obamacare and the Bear Connection

For the price of a Loli you will get Free Health Care!

What Obamacare brings to America

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Lets be realistic, Obama has no plan, he is just making it up as he go. Which is why we suspect that if Obamacare passes it will destroy America for good...


  • To be approved for Medical Care you must be converted into mooslianity.
  • War Veterns will be forced to commit suicide government mandate.
  • Obamacare will use a time machine to make sure that the born will become unborn and then aborted for good!
  • Obamacare not only will bankrupt America but it will also hurt the Super Rich Entrepreneurial Americans.

America has spoken, they dont want Obamacare. Instead they want the hippies to "slow" and think it over... Why the "rush" anyway? We have plenty of time to deal with this...

Emergency Update: Obamacare is actually Afrikan Voodoo Witchcraft!!!

Thanks to our Heroes we were able to learn that Obama is practicing afrikan witchcraft to Zombiefy our Real American citizends who died at the result of Obama's Death Panels. This means one thing... he is building a Zombie Army!!!!


Co-Ops: Socialized Medicine, Jr.

According with sources if Obamacare fails to pass the hippie liburals would try instead a Co-op Plan. According with the hippies Co-ops are a more watered and powerless version of their Health Reform, but those are lies! It is a Trojan Horse that would bring Socialized Medicine!

Where Socialized Medicine Is Forced Upon The People

(You can run but you can't hide)

You can read their plead for help in this global board

International Update:

  • We received news that the once ignorant commie masses of England learned of the "free market alternative" for their Health Care, they started to demanded more "free market" options. We did it! England will adopt America's Health Care System, because we have The Greatest Health Care in the world!
  • The Make-Believe Afrikan Nation of Rwanda is so poor and desperate that they have fallen under the misguided belief of Socialized Medicine...

The Truth Behind The Lies About Government-Run, Communist-Rationed, Anti-Free-Market Health Systems

A Real Doctor… wait the black one is a doctor too? These two Real Doctors advises America’s Youth to get Real American Medicine. Not the Socialize One…

Taxes Are High Where Socialized Medicine Is Forced On Citizens

  • True Canadians pay 5,000 times more in taxes than Americans do (and their money is not worth half as much!)

Socialized Medicine Is More Bureaucracy

Countries With Socialized Medicine Pay More For Everything!

  • True Americans pay less because the corporations who own the rights to all the procedures and patents on medicines give Americans discounts for being patriotic! In France, they have to pay an import levy to use American inventions

In Communist Countries The Government Decides Who Gets Care And Who Doesn't

There Are Longer Waits For Socialized Medicine

  • True Communist-Socialist regimes make everyone wait at every stage of the bureaucracy. There is even a wait to get the paperwork!

Canadians And Mexicans Are Forced To Pay For American-Style Medicine

Under Communism, The Government Runs Everything

There Are Never Enough Doctors In Communist Countries

  • True Everyone American schoolkid knows the truth about Russia an what they did to doctors (they sent them to a labor camp in Siberia) to restrict who can be healthy to loyal members of the Party!

Democrat Bear-loving Hippies Blue Dogs who have been bought seen the light!

Un-American Traitors

Victims of Socialized Medicine

See Also

"Socialized Medicine is the next step for Totaliarism"
~ Ronald Reagan's Ghost

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