Slovakia

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Slovakia
drives on the wrong side of the road, and carries a man purse.
Must be European.
Hey, where the hell is
Slovakia???
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!

Slovakia is a country that's still kicking itself for the very dumb decision of breaking up with the Czech Republic. Slovakia's capital is Bratislava, which used to be the capital of Hungaria a few hundred years ago or so. Like everything else in Slovakia, its capital is a hand-me-down. Slovakia is Central Europe's middle child - the Jan Brady of the former Soviet Satellite states

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