Sir Isaac Newton

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Sir Isaac Newton studies science-related stuff,
guaranteeing him a one-way ticket straight to hell.
Isaac geekin' it old school

Despite being a science geek from the nerd patrol, Sir Isaac Newton was a deeply religious man. He is known for creating that whole troubling concept we know to be called "gravity."

He has used the Book of Daniel to calculate the end of the world, and you know he'd be accurate since he was the one who created Calculus.

He correctly realized meteors were actually space apples.

The fact that he was a Christian has been known to make atheists shit themselves thus making baby Jesus happy.




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