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The Sims is a game where bored Internets-Americans living in their parents' basements create virtual characters who spend day and night posting truthiness on the internets.[1]






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1 Please note: You are actually not reading this. You are merely a figment of some kid's jolted-up imagination virtually reading this virtual posting of virtual truthiness on an internets tube.[1]







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1The internets tube itself, however, is real.[1]









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1Reality is a commodity.[1]










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1What's a commodity? Something which can be bought and sold. Something produced for consumption.[1]








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1Karl Marx, who was an insane, ungodly communist, described the way that capitalism produces "commodities" as "fetishes."[1]








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1A fetish is an object in which "magical" - one might even say "virtual" - powers are thought to reside. In Marx's view, we invest "stuff" with power, meaning - almost as though we're living through our relations to things.[1]







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1I'm gonna play some Sims and listen to my iPod and pretend that you never told me any of this fucked up shit now, okay?[1]









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1By "I", I mean your computer. You don't exist, remember? Neither do "I," really. We're both the figment of some kid's jolted-up imagination virtually reading this virtual posting of virtual truthiness on a real internets tube.

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