Sheep
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Sheep are a type of domesticated farm animal, known mainly for producing wool.
[edit] A Nursery Rhyme About Sheep
Baa baa black sheep, have you any morals?
No sir, no sir, I'm a godless pile of fluff.
[edit] Factoids
- Sheep makes a very delectable treat called a "gyro".
- Sheep also makes very delectable meal called a lamb chop.
- There was a show for children at one point called " Lamb Chop's Play-Along" (not only getting children to fall in love with a sheep puppet but also teaching them what there dinner really is.)
- Sheep enjoy many things one of which is putting a child to sleep then madly chasing the child through its dream.
- In a Greek myth the son of Zeus and Maia;Hermes stole fifty of Apollo's Sheep and sacrificed two of them to the gods.
- According to the Chinese Zodiac,people born the year are elegant, charming, artistic, gifted and fond of nature.It almost seems to good to be true.
- James Dickey wrote a poem titled "The Sheep Child".
- The Navajo tribe are working to protect and ensure the life of a sheep that of which is precious and sacred to them; the Navajo-Churro sheep.
- According to scientists, 8% of sheep are gay. The rest are into beastiality. Which means they do it with bears. And non Republican babies.
[edit] References
Gyro- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gyros
Lamb Chops(food)- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb_chop_(meat)
Lamb Chop (puppet)- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb_Chop_(puppet)
Lamp Chop's Play Along- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb_Chop's_Play-Along
Greek Mythology- http://www.geocities.com/athens/acropolis/5065/grmyth1.htm
Chinese Zodiac- http://pages.infinit.net/garrick/chinese/sheep.html
James Dickey "The Sheep Child"- http://www.english.uiuc.edu/maps/poets/a_f/dickey/sheep.htm
Navajo-Churro Sheep- http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2005/04/050421233925.htm
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