Sharia Law

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Sharia Law
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Sharia Law
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Sharia Law to the authorities.
Mahmoud Ahmedi-Sharia Law-nejad is a terrorist.
Holy shit!
What Americans will be doing in 2010.

Sharia Law (or Muslim Holy Law) that will be put into place under Imam Barack Hussein Obama, once he places a fatwah on America's White House. When Sharia law is forced upon America, it will cause most of us to make drastic changes to our lifestyle.

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[edit] Common Sharia Laws

Sharia Law has edicts covering every aspect of life. A good mooslim must follow these or suffer the consequences prescribed in their so-called "holy book", the Koran.

[edit] Hygiene

  • showers must be taken with camel piss.

[edit] Women's Dress

  • women must cover every portion of their filthy, filthy bodies

[edit] Dietary Guidelines

  • pigs are as unclean as women and neither shall be eaten

[edit] Punishments For Defying Sharia Law

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