Sex

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Sex is taboo
Proper Americans do not discuss such things in polite society.
"Sex"
was featured by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. on "The Wørd" segment of "The Colbert Report"
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W A R N I N G ! ! !
Sex
is not intended for drunken frat boys
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Sex is something not very nice that happens between married people.
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~ Stephen Colbert's Father


Don't have it.

It is very painful and Jesus would be watching the whole time.

It's the most disgusting thing two people can do to one another. Whenever people have sex, Stephen cries. Never have sex. Never. If you have sex even once it could be deadly. Whenever you have sex the terrorists win. If you even think about sex the terrorists win. Sex is only alright in certain circumstances (see below) and even then it is still possible God will strike you down if you enjoy it too much.

If you see two or more people having sex, they are hurting each other, unless it is wheelbarrow style.

Contents

[edit] The Wørd

Sex was The Wørd on the March 21, 2007 edition of "The Colbert Report".


[edit] GOP Approved Flavors of Sex

[edit] Democrat Approved Flavors Of Sex

[edit] Good Places to Have Sex

[edit] Bad Places to Have Sex

[edit] Sex In College

College is the time and place to experiment, having sex with such partners as tree stumps and parking metersEpisode #395 Also you get a free pass at having used condoms on your coffee table when friends come to visit. Make sure you always stretch in college before sex and remember your in your prime and if you blow don't inhale too fast.

[edit] See Also

[edit] Do Not Also See

[edit] External Tubes

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