Congress/Senate/Senator
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Each state gets two Senators, completely undermining logic, which should dictate that the Real American (see: Republican) states get all of them. The only reason we even have Senators is because of New Jersey. No one really likes New Jersey. Especially Newark.
Many of today's Senators include such famous people as the Ice Cold Praying-Mantis Hilary Clinton and the not-really-black Senator Obama.
Bears are regular pages in the Senate.
