Sea lions are basically giant eagles without wings, and they have flippers and fur, who swim in the water instead of fly in the sky. Sea lions are in danger of being wiped off planet Earth under the "Endangered Salmon-Predation Act", which is an act that is proposed by Washington's 3rd District Representative Brian Baird, a democrat.
The "Endangered Salmon-Predation Act" was apparently conjured up by Baird while he was high on methamphetamine.
Liberals are also hunting sea lions to further their alliance with bears. They then offer the dead sea lions to bears as a bargaining chip in their deals that further pain The Baby Jesus.