Screw-Cap Wines
is "Dead To Me" ("Me" being Stephen Colbert)
Screw-Cap Wines should be dead to you, too.

un-American Foods or Beverages

Arugula Baby Carrots Biscuit Borscht Bowtie Pasta Broccoli Candy Apples Cappuccino Churros Combos E85 Gingerbread Men Kix Maggots Moose Tacos Poutine Pretzel Santorum Screw-Cap Wines Soylent Green Stem Cells Sunny D Tofu Vegemite

Screw cap wines are the international variant on the Australian invention: Box of Wine. Box of Wine is also known as Goon and is cheaper than air.

See AlsoEdit

• Dead to me