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Instead of spending money on congressional and other races around the country, the Republican national Committee invested more than $150,000 on Sarah Palin to impress the liberal media.

Now, they're demanding an accounting of Mrs. Palin's expenses!

Wikiality.com has poffered to get the media off the RNC's back with this itemized shopping list of Mrs. Palin's wardrobe enhancement. Please review the documents online Neiman Marcus and Sax Fifth Avenue for any items we might have missed.

Items Purchased At Neiman Marcus For Mrs. PalinEdit

BootsEdit

Christian Louboutin Tuba Tall Boot

$ 1290.00 (7 pairs, one for every day of the week, thigh-high "jackboot")


Manolo Blahnik Flat Mid-Calf Boot

$ 1275.00 (7 pairs, one for every day of the week, mid-thigh "jackboot" plus it's shiny!)


Christian Louboutin Tall Python Boot

$2595.00 (7 pairs, one for every day of the week, because it looks like a dead animal)


Manolo Blahnik Tall Leopard-Print Boot

$1495.00 (7 pairs, one for every day of the week, because it looks like a dead animal)


Frye Ava Boot

$ 598.00 (7 pairs, one for every day of the week, because it looks like a dead animal)


Christian Louboutin Fringe Cutout Boot

$1795.00 (one pair for Willow to teach Bristol a lesson)


Stuart Weitzman Platform Boot

$498.00 (another pair for Willow to teach Bristol a lesson)


Juicy Couture Sammy Scottie-Print Rain Boot

$108.00 (yet another pair for Willow to teach Bristol a lesson, plus they're pink)


Gucci Everest Suede Boot

$795.00 (because it has the word "Everest" in the name, 2 pairs, one in each color)


Manolo Blahnik Lace-Up Knee Boot

$1695.00 (just one pair, with all those laces, maybe Todd will change his mind by the time he unlaces the whole thing)


Maxine of Canada Tahoe Boot

$225.00 (one pair for the bedroom)


Bettye Muller Interior-Wedge Slouch Boot

$ 595.00 (three pairs for around the house)


MARC by Marc Jacobs Metallic Bootie

$ 495.00 (10 pairs because they're gold!)

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Items Purchased At Sax Fifth Avenue For Mrs. PalinEdit

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