Samuel Alito

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Samuel Alito
is a part of the Supreme Court of the United States,
part of the Judicial Branch of the United States Government

Samuel Alito agrees with Rush,
No Quantity of Dead or Injured Soldiers is sufficient; No exit strategy is necessary.
RUSH IS RIGHT!!! RUSH IS RIGHT!!!

Samuel Alito
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America

Greatest President Ever, George W. Bush and Scalito

Samuel A. Alito is the Greatest Associate Judge on The Supreme Court, ever. He loves America, despite being I-talian, and was appointed by George W. Bush, after Harriet Miers decided she couldn't stay the course.

[edit] Scalito Fun Factoids

A Not So Sad Mama Bear seen here, boo hoo hoo

It’s a FRACT:

Alito

was featured by
Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
on "The Wørd" segment of "The Colbert Report"

Nickname 'Scalito' is Italian for 'little Scalia'
His wife is not a cry baby
He loves you, and America
Thinks Rush Limbaugh is a fine American
Loves Greatest President Ever, George W. Bush
Is not really a huge fan of torture, but thinks it'll do in a pinch
Was totally not a Member of The Federalist Society; anyone who tells you he was part of a body that condones torture is a liar who hates America
Took the place of Harriet Miers, who took the place of John Roberts, who took the place of Sandra Day O’Connor before Roberts took the place of William Rehnquist.