Samuel Alito

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Samuel Alito
is a part of the Supreme Court of the United States,
part of the Judicial Branch of the United States Government
Samuel Alito agrees with Rush,
Troops who want to leave Iraq are phony soldiers!
RUSH IS RIGHT!!! RUSH IS RIGHT!!!
Samuel Alito
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America
Greatest President Ever, George W. Bush and Scalito

Samuel A. Alito is the Greatest Associate Judge on The Supreme Court, ever. He loves America, despite being I-talian, and was appointed by George W. Bush, after Harriet Miers decided she couldn't stay the course.

[edit] Scalito Fun Factoids

A Not So Sad Mama Bear seen here, boo hoo hoo

It’s a FRACT:



  • Nickname 'Scalito' is Italian for 'little Scalia'
  • His wife is not a cry baby
  • He loves you, and America
  • Thinks Rush Limbaugh is a fine American
  • Loves Greatest President Ever, George W. Bush
  • Is not really a huge fan of torture, but thinks it'll do in a pinch
  • Was totally not a Member of The Federalist Society; anyone who tells you he was part of a body that condones torture is a liar who hates America
  • Took the place of Harriet Miers, who took the place of John Roberts, who took the place of Sandra Day O’Connor before Roberts took the place of William Rehnquist.


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