Samantha Bee
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Samantha Bee is a common whore, aka The Daily 'ho. She is among the reasons the Republicans lost their majority in the House and the Senate in 2006. She is also the reason Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans (OK, so maybe that was a good thing).
And that infamous "blue dress" during the Lewinsky scandal? That was Samantha's. Not to... um... smear Bill Clinton, but his taste in women... Puhleeze.
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[edit] Job Titles
- Senior Money Honey
- Samantha has also alluded to her lesbionic predilections with her piece on "News I'd Like to F@#%," or NILFs for short.
- When Rob Corddry left the Daily Show, Samantha Bee replaced him in "This Week in God." Like Corddry, Samantha could not make amazing sound effects like Stephen Colbert.
[edit] Known Aquaintences
- Stephen Colbert admits that he totally banged her in '87.
- Alan Greenspan left permanent facial damage in the fall of '08.
She was way hotter back then, a total score. Still, she hasn't completely lost her appeal, even after all these years. In an informal poll of Guantanamo Bay prisoners inmates detainees guests over 60, Samantha scored just behind Cokie Roberts as the newsperson they would most like to have a conjugal visit with. Samantha is said to have jokingly replied "Yeah, when Hell freezes Dover - eh?" and gave one of her trademark "winks". Oddly, Tony Snow topped the poll results with a strong showing of 73%.
Nowadays? A common whore; totally got knocked up twice by Jason Jones.
