Russell Hokes
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Russell Hokes is the non-award winning author of Wigfield: The Can-Do Town That Just May Not. He became a writer when he was fired from his job as a highway line painter.
[edit] Rumors About Russell Hokes
Because Hokes has chosen to live in relative anonymity, a number of rumors have sprung up about this quiet, simple idiot man-child. Wikiality.com has collected some of the more widely circulated rumors about Hokes below:
- Some people believe that "Russell Hokes" is actually three people, namely Amy Sedaris, Paul Dinello, and Stephen Colbert.
- Some people think that Russell Hokes's recorded voice sounds an awful lot like Kevin Spacey.
- Some people think that Russell Hokes needs to make Wigfield into a movie.
[edit] Notes
- ↑ Don't worry, you're not drunk. The triple image is a side-effect of Hokes's journalistic efforts in and around Proposed Super Fund Site #554.


