Rush

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Rush
was interviewed as a guest of The Colbert Report, got nailed,
performed a song and got nailed again!

Rush
makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan

Rush
is too Canadian, speak American, eh.

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Rush in concert. String theory in action, people. Come on. How ridiculous is this shit?

Rush is a Canadian prog-rock band, which means that they play 20 minute rock 'n' roll songs with maple syrup dumped all over them. Their concerts look like an eleven-dimensional multiverse made up of tiny vibrating strings, and nobody likes theoretical physics. Aside from that, they put on a sweet show and rock it out. They have perfected the art of the in-concert drum solo, even employing bass syrup bottles and maple-leaf crash cymbals in live performances to show off how Canadian they are.

They will forever be known for playing a 23 hour and 40 minute long set on The Colbert Report.

The drummer and lyricist is obsessed with Ayn Rand. Obsessed.

[edit] Members of Rush

• Rush Limbaugh - hot air, sweat, cigars
• Geddy Lee - vocals, bass guitar, keys, pedals
• Alex Lifeson - electric guitar, acoustic guitar, pedals
• Neil Peart - percussion, deep thoughts

[edit] Rush, Eh, and the Truth

RUSH was formed by Alex Lifeson, John Rutsey and Jeff Jones. Geddy Lee replaced Jeff Jones circa 1968 and Neil Peart replaced John Rusey circa 1974. Despite their occasional lapses into liberalism and thinking, Rush is a bastion of truthiness to the prog-rock world. Their Moving Pictures album spread more truth than Rush Limbaugh with a butter knife. Don't believe me? Look it up in your gut.

[edit] Well, What's The Problem With Rush, Eh?

They think too much with the head instead of feeling with the gut. Alex Lifeson is the only original remianing RUSH Member. Geddy Lee and Niel Peart are replacements for the originals John Rutsey and Jeff Jones.

[edit] July 16, 2008 Nailing

[edit] Rush Trivia

• One of Rush's albums is actually just a singing paperback copy of The Fountainhead.
• Test for Echo, Rush's 1996 release, has an illustration of some Inuit Indian thing from Canada on it, which might explain why the album is so unpopular with, well, everybody except for people who are high (see: Canadians).
• Despite their reputation of being just another gaggle of canucks, Rush was co-founded by and named for the all-American conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh. His intentions remain unknown, but many have theorized that Limbaugh is trying to influence and convert the liberal Canadians to the selfless and great cause of conservativism. If they follow their great leader, they might get a gold star and honorary degrees as American citizens.