Royal Canadian Mounted Police
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[edit] Its (Lack of) Fame
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police is Canada's federal police. The RCMP, like the rest of Canada's population, are hippies, and therefore they wear hats made from beavers and ride on moose. Whenever you not in a Canadian city, you can get help from the RCMP, though this is not recommended because it is confirmed that the RCMP collaborate with grizzly bears throughout Canada.
[edit] History
The RCMP was created to act as police in rural areas. However, joining the RCMP just made it easier for hippies to do their hippie things while terrorizing citizens of towns across Canada, just like the secret police in communist countries. The RCMP also collaborate with bears, and leaves borders unwatched so that terrorists may freely enter America. This has been thwarted by the superior, anti-bear, anti-hippie American border guards.
The RCMP gained international noteriety in the 1920's when they assisted Sean Connery in killing hundreds of bootleggers.
[edit] Call to Action
Canada's Phone Number:
1-800-O-CANADA (1-800-622-6232)
Call them and pull the following prank call: YOU: Your cat is on my fence. CANADA: I don't have a cat. YOU: Well, I don't have a fence.
Then hang up. Let's get the entire nation prank calling Canada until it gets a cat!
