Roots

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Roots
is something African and thus may or may not be real,
not to pretend that you really care either way. Come on - it's Africa.

Roots
contains information regarding a culture
with which you may be unfamiliar.

Kunta KinteToby
Imagine his surprise to learn that Africa doesn't exist!

Roots roootz (n.) First appeared circa 1975, credited to Alex Haley.

1. A book and a movie about our Black friends, who we rescued from poverty and despair while touching them with the love and kindness of The Baby Jesus.
2. The saga of Kunta Kinte Toby, who's luxurious travels started from a place, which might be somewhere in Africa. If it existed.
3. The end of a Sluts hair that isn't blonde yet.
4. Part of a tree that keeps it from falling in the woods and not making a sound.
5. What Barack Obama has many of in Kenya, where he was really born.

[edit] See Also

• Black
• Black Friend
• Don King
• Barack Hussein Obama
• Jamaica

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