Rome
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Rome is an ancient city and the capital of Italy. It is sometimes called "the button on Italy's boot", but only homosexuals would use such a convoluted, annoying, stupid nickname.
Not much remains of Ancient Rome, but America does have its very own Rome expert: Cullen Murphy. Mr. Murphy's expertise wasn't recognized until he got nailed by America's foremost nailing expert: Dr. Stephen Colbert.
Nation, Rome is a complicated place. It's full of gays and liberals, yet the Pope lives there. It's enough to make one's gut explode.
