Rock and Roll
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When Satan makes sweet, sweet love to his handmaiden, he does it to the sound of "rock 'n roll".
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[edit] Musical Roots
Rock And Roll is rooted in Blues and Rhythm and Blues, which white people politely borrowed from their slaves; blacks, for their part, are more than happy to give over their cultural heritage, and are not in any huge hurry to have it back.
[edit] Stylistic Movements
- Hip Girating
- Twisting
- The Heeby Geeby Dance
- The Over-bite
- The Running Man
- The Head Bonging
- The Technotronic
- The Carolton
[edit] Early Pioneers
[edit] Styles Influenced By Rock and Roll
Metal, pop, country, jazz, indie, Rhumba, mariachi, Death metal (metal's mentally retarded half-cousin, characterized by ungodly lyrics about raping virgins and eating their flesh.), J-pop, and psychobilly, plus just about any other genre except rap and show tunes.
[edit] Modern Rock Stars
- Mr. Magoo
- Oregon (not Kansas)
- Stephen Colbert
- Rain... RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Rush
- Green Day
- U2
- Coldplay
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- ACDC
- Guns & Roses
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