Robot

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Robot (roh-buht, -bot) n.

1. a member of the Robot race
2. the language spoken by Robots
3. the future overlords of the Human race

Contents

[edit] Types Of Robots

[edit] Examples Of Robot Speech

  • Bleep blorp
  • "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
  • "I come from the future. Come with me if you want to live." (Quoted by our current governor of California, Arnold Swarzenegger)

[edit] Abominations or Mockeries of God's work

The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Robot
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!

Robots do not have souls--or hearts or lungs or kidneys for that matter, and are therefor not human and bound for hell. Except for the beautiful and well-endowed homemade robot Lisa from the 1985 John Hughes film Weird Science, played by the beautiful Kelly LeBrock. She is God's gift to horny virginal teens everywhere.

[edit] Notes 

1. Robots are not to be confused with cyborgs

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