Robert Goulet
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Robert Gerard Goulet (November 26, 1933 - October 30, 2007)
Robert Goulet, a little-known French-Canadian entertainer, is primarily recognized for his alter-ego Wheezy the Penguin in Disney Pixar's Toy Story movies.
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[edit] Quotes
- "Moustache manèges, cinq cents, hein"
- "Coup moi, hein"
[edit] Childhood
Unknown.
[edit] Early Career
- Portrayed the post-civil-war hippie bastard named Brother Love on a 1967 episode of the television show Big Valley.
[edit] Career Decline
After never-proven accusations of being illegitimate and a communist sympathizer, Robert Goulet was banished to Antarctica by Holy Roman Emperor of the United States (a.k.a. The Bishop of Watergate), Richard Nixon.
[edit] Career Rejuvination
Through the 1970's and 1980's in Antarctica, Mr. Goulet worked on his singing chops under the stage name Wheezy the Penguin. Walt Disney executives rediscovered Goulet in the local nightclub Iceberg's in 1989, and cast him as the star in their upcoming live-action film Toy Story. Goulet's longtime pianist Fabian Gottlieb von Bellingshausen was not given a role in the film.
[edit] Death
Mr. Goulet passed away on October 30, 2007 at the age of 116, after a long battle with Chronic Squeaker Disorder a disease common to Americans who have spent too much time in Canada.
