Ringo Starr
has bad teeth and a funny accent because he is British.

Ringo Starr
makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan

Ringo Starr was the drummer for The Beatles, who later created The All-Starr Band. The most loveable and thus least British of the band, Starr would at first appear to be the most America-friendly... until you find out that "Ringo Starr" is not his real name!

That's right — this poseur is in fact named Richard Starkey, which means that he has been lying to us for more than 40 years! Which is it, sir: Starr or Starkey? The 2004 election should have taught you what we do to flip-floppers in America! The fact that you banged Racquel Welch does not excuse your treason!