Richard Nixon (Evil Twin Brother)
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THIS PAGE IS ABOUT THE HIPPIE COMMUNIST EVIL RICHARD NIXON. FOR HIS GOOD TWIN BROTHER SEE THIS PAGE GOOD RICHARD NIXON
Evil Richard Nixon aka Communist Hippie Feminazi Richard Nixon was the Twin Brother of Real American Hero Richard Nixon, thus making him the Black Sheep of the Family.
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Hippie Nixon
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Added by MutopisWhen Nixon went to China his Evil Hippie Twin Brother fooled the rest of the Nation by pretending to be the Real Nixon. Evil President Nixon started to mandate his evil tyranny by pushing some tree-hugging hippie policies like the National Environmental Policy Act, the Marine Mammal Protection Act, the Clean Air Act of 1970 and the Federal Water Pollution Control Act amendments of 1972, as well as establishing many commie government agencies. This Evil Nixon is responsible for the founding of the Environmental Protection Agency (aka Evil Protection Agency), the Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA), and the Council on Environmental Quality...
Communist NixonEdit
Evil Nixon hates war and he really dislikes the US Army. To protect his hippie friends from being send to Nam he ended the mandatory military draft and gave away free visas to Canada, these hippie policies almost destroy the US Army and exposed America to the dangers of Communism, without conscription it almost crippled our military might. The Pentagon needed to reinforce our troops in Vietnam and the only way to do that was to send draft dodgers, hippies, high school drop outs, and rich kids. When his Generals told him that without draftees the war could not be won, Hippie Nixon decided then to make Peace with the Commies, bowing to his communist masters... that's how America lost the Vietnam War.
His communist policies didnt end with the war, he also tried to brain wash the masses by starting them young. He introduced a radical Educational Policies and Evil Civil Right policies on the Educational System to poison their minds.
Feminazi NixonEdit
He was Pro-choice... nuff said...except he came before the identication of Feminazi's as a species unto itself (first identified by Rush Limbaugh using talent on loan for God (probably because he might be talentless himself). Be that it may, this only shows that Nixon was ahead of his time.
Socialized Medicine NixonEdit
Luckily the Real Nixon came back from China to stop this foolishness but by then the damage was done...
