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Obama's special mission for Wright Edit
On April 29th, 2008, Barack Hussein Obama announced that he was giving Rev. Jeremiah Wright a very special mission. Wright will be sent to Antartica where his mission is to convert pizzly bears and penguins to
Islam Christianity Black Jesus. Wright's mission is expected to last for several decades.
Videos Of Wright In Action!Edit
Upcoming Sermons By Reverend WrightEdit
- Breaking the Back of the White Devil: Justice Through Not Paying Rent
- Other Things God Has Damned: The Scourge of Jheri Curl and Malt Liquor!
- Jesus May Have Been Black, But He Didn't Have Gold Teeth
- How to tell whether or not someone has picked their nose and what you should do about it
- How to preach Black pride when you're not even Brown.
- Sweat: Wipe or No Wipe, A Preacher's Dilemma
- What the definition of the word "isk" is
- Impress your candidate's opponents by sticking your foot in your mouth!
Alleged Crimes of America Edit
The extremely unpatriotic Dr. Rev. Jeremiah Wright has alleged a list of crimes America has conducted. Wikiality.com will try to discredit Wright on each count.
- America Spreads Aids Among Blacks: The greatest president George W. Bush canceled the Free Condoms program and redouble the effort on abstinence. Wright claimed that this lead to spread of aids, but we know that abstinence is 100% effective whereas condom is not 100% effective.
- America Experiments on Negroes:The Tuskegee Study of Untreated Syphilis in the Negro Male isn't an experiment on poor blacks as what Wright describe. Those blacks has "bad blood" and are given free health care. Beside, penicillin was not discovered/invented when the study first start. You can't fault America for that. We don't know enough about syphilis.
- America Causes 9/11:Jeremiah Wright blamed America's Foreign Policy for 9/11, but experts at the 700 Club discover that the true cause for 9/11 is Gays. Gayness cause God to remove His divine protection of America. Once the 700 Club rid America of the gays, God will bless America again.
- America cuts funding of clapping education in inner city schools so as to cause black kids to be just as bad clappers as whites. When in reality everyone knows that black people are genetically predisposed to be better clappers just like they are better at playing basketball.
See Also Edit
- Michael Moore - the first guy that came in defense of Jeremiah Wright after Barack Obama "forsaken" Wright.
- ↑ The very public "outraged" at Wright by Obama is just Obama's political posturing.