Retired

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Retired (adjective)

1. how a politician who has left office, often due to scandal, voter fraud or death, is politely referred to.

2. How a rebellious android is brutally killed, thus saving America.

3. What happens to a Daily Show correspondent when they're not as good as Our Beloved Stephen, which is always.

"Retired"
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