Republican

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Republican
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!
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If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.
Republican
is an American Political Party.
Republican
is a Truthiness Crusader!
Shhh!
Republican is a Secret Republican.
But I'll Never Tell!
The Logo of the Republican Party, an Elephant, which does not mean the GOP supports big government.
The Republican Party is the best party to have ever existed. That's why it's called the GOP (Grand Old Party). Founded by Jesus Christ, it is a God-fearing, capitalist party. It is primarily composed of corporate executives, pastors, church-goers, heterosexuals, the white upper-middle class, and all sane freedom-loving peoples. There is a rumor circulating of a homosexual African-American Republican, but most agree that it is hearsay.
Synonymous with "Proud to be an American".

Republicans pride themselves in their strict opposition to Democrats, Communists, Socialists, terrorists, taxes, impoverished peoples, and Hillary Clinton. Some notable famous Republicans are Jesus Christ, George W. Bush, Stephen Colbert, and Big Bird



Contents

[edit] Main Republican Beliefs

Excerpts from the 2004 Republican National Convention!
  1. Bill Clinton, the worst president ever, was appointed by devil
  2. The right to own a twenty room mansion, three SUVs, a yacht, and a private jet, without having to pay taxes on them, is guaranteed in the Constitution.
  3. Illegal Aliens should be dealt with strictly, unless they are currently cleaning a Republican's house.
  4. While the television show, "The Simpsons" is rather stupid, their neighbor makes a rather lot of sense.
  5. Homeless people want to be homeless.
  6. باراك أوباما yes the Antichrist.
  7. Or Hillary Clinton
  8. The "D" next to a candidate's name means "Don't vote for me."
  9. Sex is immoral unless it's with a hooker, a homosexual in an airport bathroom, or on a business trip with two pre-adolescent Thai girls.
  • the same is true for Domincan boys

[edit] Notable Things done by Republicans

  • Defeat the British
  • Win World War II. All this FDR mumbo-jumbo is a conspiracy of the Liberal Media. Regean won the War.
  • Stop the unfair taxation of Billianore CEO's
  • Discover Hawaii
  • Built the Tahj Mahal
  • Killed Hitler

[edit] Important Texts Supported by Jesus

[edit] See Also


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