Stephen is an ass.
Our numbers are growing, soon we will have a Real American Army!
- Stephen Colbert
- The American Family
- Regular Americans
- Barry Goldwater
- George W. Bush
- Ronald Reagan The realest of them all.
- Tom DeLay
- Dale Earnhardt
- George Washington
- Hulk Hogan
- Toby Keith
- Jack Bauer
- Chuck Norris
- Ricky Bobby
- Cal Naughton Jr.
- Bill O'Reilly
- Joe Arpaio
- Rush Limbaugh
- Gerald Ford
- Sean Hannity
- Walt Kowalski
- Cal Ripken Jr.
- Orly Taitz
- Glenn Beck
- Joe the Plumber
- This Lady on the Radio
- The Oathkeepers
- This Guy
- Kyle Busch
- Radar O'reiley
- Not Jimmie Johnson (aka. Jimmie Queerbait)
- James Bond (Shhhh he is a secret American)
- Jesus Christ
- Stewie Griffin
Charles JohnsonCharles Johnson is dead to us
- This Lady
- This other guy
- Joseph "Tax-Slayer" Stack The New Tax-bane of America!
- Solomon "Solly" Forell (Mr. Solly will be indispose for the next 10 to 20 years, so he will be unable to give an interview to the "Libural Media")
- Mike Vanderboegh of Sipsey Street Irregulars
and his team of Assassins/Child Killers!
- Chris Reichert Greatest American Hero of all Time!
Timothy McVeighFILE NOT FOUND
- Steven Blair
- Prop comic(?) Gallagher
- One Nation Under God
Hal TurnerMr. Turner has decided to spend more time with his prison bitch.
- The Christian Moosama Ben Laddin: Freedom Fighter
Martin Peretztraitor Jim GreerYOU DAMN TRAITOR MOOSLIM-LOVER!!!
- This guy
Jared LoughnersHe is a filthy dirty commie hippie and the Tea Party denies he was ever part of Real America.
- a Patriot who was arrested for being a patriot
Honorary Real American:Edit
They may been born outside of America, but they feel like Real Americans
- Luke Angel
- The Douchebag Family
- NC GOP Mailer
- Anders Behring Breivik, the liberator of Norway and America's first European Tea Bagger.
- These noble freedom fighters
Real American of The YearEdit
- Joseph Gamache: so white, he cant event hit anything! Not even air.
Lies About Real AmericansEdit
Liberals say Real Americans hate people based on a particularly unGodly trait:
- Gays (even though we apparently have them in the House of Representatives),
- Women (We don't hate them, they just can't be Real Americans because they lack a penis),
- Blacks (we can't even see color),
- Hispanics (well, thats true, unless they provide the Taco Bell)
- Indians (only good for serving us slushies and dental care. No arranged marriages here!)
- Asians (Oh yeah, you guys can see a whole lot, right?)
Okay, maybe this is a little racist. But if this is too disturbing for you, then leave Wikiality, and go to Wikipedia, where there are 98% facts and 2%
bias opinions truthiness, but hopefully you are not a little pussy.
The Restoration of Real America from The Communist RegimeEdit
- Many Real Americans are working to restore America's Past Glory, specially from 400 years ago, if successful America will rise again!
- This Real American will save us from the communist mooslim regime!
- This Real American is already doing his part! What about you??
VeteransSoldiers are willing to go to prison to stop the communist threat
- The overthrowing of Repressive Laws
- We wont surrender against the communist threat!!!
- Pick up yer gun and start shooting those Mexicans, because if you dont, the Mexicans will shot you! Shawna Forde knows what am I talking about...
- Biblical Basis For Conservative Righteousness!
- Real American demands Independence from mooslim tyrant!
- Real American saves the world!
- Real American hero discovers truth about 9/11!!
- The Real American Media and how it makes America safe
- Real American calls for justice!
- A Real American Woman
- Real American arrested for exercising freedom of speech
- Real Americans: The New Brave Heroes on an Age of Darkness
- The Real American Manifesto
- Many Real Americans sign in for "The Minuteman Project"
- Real American Family targeted for being American!
- Real Americans are not Terrorists
- Real Americans to crack down on public immorality
- Republican Defends his right to free speech
- Real Americans ready for battle
- Real American women demand less sex
- Real Americans afraid of feminazis
- How to recognize a Real American woman
- Kentucky ready to take America back!
- Real American teacher to launch new wave of Real Americans to save America
- Real Americans to spread the message to "Save America" by
killingimpeaching the mooslim leader
- Real American lady to stop mooslim threat
- Liburals to continued their Jihadist Plan to destroy America
- Real Americans to give Obama new job once he is impeached
- Real Americans feel unsafe under mooslim tyrant
- Real American hero goes to jail for trying to save us from the mooslim tyrant
- how to be a Real American 101
- Real Americans continue their struggle to save America
- More Heroes are being hunt down by Obama's Gestapo
- Real Americans to Appoint Patriotic Sheriffs To Protect Constitution against The Libural Agenda
- Sharron Angle saves America
- Brave Hero uncovers more Libural Conspiracies
- patriotic American helps to stop the gay threat
- Brave hero stops terrorist! Libural media slanders hero!
- There is still no signs of Rightwing Extremism in 2010
- Lies: Rightwing Extremism is a myth
- The Truth about Real Americans
- GOP to recruit Extreme Real Americans
- Communist Government imprisons Real American Heroes
- Real American rallying patriots to fight the mooslim threat
- Traffic Signs: Government Overreach
- Leftwing terrorist tries to push their black libural agenda
- Real Hero to visit Gawd
- More Real Americans join glorious cause to fight Japan!
- Real American Citizen fights back the power
- Sovereign Truther fights big government
- Real American tossed out of court for being American
- Real American arrested for helping Real Americans make $$$Billions$$$!
- Now Europeans lying about rightwing extremism
- White Student wins highest honor, take that affirmative action!
- Mooslim Tyrant tries to brainwash children
- The liberal conspiracy to take over America
- More Real Americans joining the glorious cause.
- Saviors of the Constitution to visit prison for accommodations
- Muslim threat threatens Christian fate. Bomb Iran now!