Keep smiling and don't make any sudden movements.
By watching you, we're protecting you.

Abandon Truthiness All Ye Who Enter This Internets Tube!
"Reading"
discusses one of the Liberal's Ridiculous Theories and Notions.

The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Reading
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!

Reading
is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!

W A R N I N G ! ! !
Reading
is not intended for drunken frat boys

Not quite girlie, not quite man,
Reading
is all Girlieman.

Be careful when reading
Reading
as it might have something to do with thinking...

Reading
makes the Baby Jesus cry,
and should be treated with caution contempt!

Reading
is a member of the Stemcellocracy.
What will we tell the blastocysts?

Reading has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL

Reading
is science-related, sending it straight to hell.

Reading
is a Traitor
And will soon feel the wrath of a vengeful Baby Jesus.

"Reading"
is hippie-related, and not groovy to The Baby Jesus.

"Reading"
Is an essential component of
Wikiality.com's Internets Tube for Nerds

Reading
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Reading to the authorities.

Reading,
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!

Reading is part of the secret Canadian Domination over the USA.
Fear us.
Long Live Canada.

Reading
is evil and impure.
The Baby Satan and The Baby Muhammed feed on this stuff!

"Reading"
is an Official "Lover of Immoral Bears" (LiB) Site™
PROCEED WITH CAUTION

Reading
Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Media Conspiracy

Reading
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?

Reading

is a proud und perfect reflection of der Nazi Party.
Und makes The Baby Hitler dance der Goose-Step!

Busted! Reading has been smacked with an “Overuse of Templates” Template
Did a monkey put this page together?
Well, it’s time to get another monkey to move some templates,
or Reading will be Dead To Me!

Reading

Inflected form of transitive verb "(to) read"

Pronunciation: 'rE-di[ng]

1.a. Not recommended.

1.b. the sucking of words out of a book through your eyes. Reading may make you cry through your eyes, or maybe your penis. Why take the risk? The Greatest President Ever put it best when he said:

"For every book you read, two more little Iraqi children die. Isn't that sad?"

See AlsoEdit

• Books Actually... don't.

"Reading"
is a part of Wikiality.com's dictionary, "Watch What You Say". For the full dictionary, click here.