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Reading Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Media Conspiracy
Reading makes The Baby Jesus sad. Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?
is a proud und perfect reflection of der Nazi Party. Und makes The Baby Hitler dance der Goose-Step!
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Inflected form of transitive verb "(to) read"
1.a. Not recommended.
1.b. the sucking of words out of a book through your eyes. Reading may make you cry through your eyes, or maybe your penis. Why take the risk? The Greatest President Ever put it best when he said:
"For every book you read, two more little Iraqi children die. Isn't that sad?"