Rats

From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia

Rats are the Republicans to the Democrat "mice" of the rodent world.

Rats average length runs from 3 feet to well over 6 feet. Rats can live in sewers and subways. Rats have long tails and subsist on fast food and hospital mold.

[edit] See also

mouse

Rats is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.

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